did quicki spell check !
Although there is nothing funny about any of this, try to visualize the
following in a "Beverly
Hillbillies" mode ! For those of youth a hit sitcom years ago about country bumpkins!
The "tone" , however, actually fits in with the
absurdity of how the
situation played out in terms of what we have been left with.
On that day you got two hicks cruising around on golf carts shooting aimlessly around a junk yard.
From my perspective going hunting on golf cars is an
oxymoron in and of itself ! Golf, for the rich, quiet and
leisurely in stark contrast to the bombastic nature of firing off big ole rifles, with bullets
ricocheting off dead metal cars.
Yeee Hawww Yaa All - hit the gas.
I wonder if she was out in the yard taking pics and was struck by a stray bullet . This explains the
absence of any blood in trailer or garage.
They then had a problem. dead woman. So they do what any country folks would do - you burn it. Problem solved.
That basic scenario fills in all sorts of stuff. We all agree that
collecitily this is not gene pool riddled with
intelligence.
So we have all these "minds" figuring out how to cover it up. Mix the IQ
equation, with 48 beers and some whiskey and our planning skills erode with the passage of time !
So the gang is problem solving around the ole bonfire.
Ok Billie Jean Ray Bop you go hide the car. Beer in hand off he goes. He finds the
easiest parking spot on the lot and whips her right on in there.
Bob Bobby Bobby comes
running up exclaiming that he has to hide the car. After downing another Bud he moves a tree over, rubs his hands together and says "there".
Forgetting to cover up the
large lettered
RAV4 tire cover is well , just Avery.
Meanwhile back at the bonfire, Jimmy Jo Jo is frantically running up with her cell phone in had screaming I got her phone. Billy Ray tells Papa Jo to just throw it in the barrel we will burn in later.
We have a bunch of family
members scarring all about ,
opps a bone, toss it there.
Its perfect - its Halloween and from I have gathered, in them there parts, bonfires and Halloween have some correlation.
Sort of like two worlds collide, family covering accidental shooting, cops have perfect setup and poof here we are
Low IQ does not imply stupid - impacts
judgment ! In them there parts what
cha do with stuff ya
don't want ? Golly
keepers you burn it
that's what
cha a do.
This is also helps align this magical password guessing
nonsense. Panic - the
room ate isn't exactly a LE lover, so he has the password (not
unlikly in
roomate scenario) . We got all these folks running around trying to hide an accidental killing.
The Ex is sly and
manipulative I by
golla betcha he
off erred to help out if some of that
civil suit $ would walk right on a over into his back account
His sales pitch if you will would be we need to know if anyone knows she was here - the gang would by that. Makes sense , lets try to see who she called who called her so we can see if LE would even know if she was on our property.
Roomate is "likely" to join in the fray - he has some explaining to do as to why he did nothing about a
roommates that vanished days ago, and is now deceased.
In the midst of this large gathering of the Three Musketeers, running frantically all about Branden hears, or sees some of this chaos, throwing in some of the book he stated he used to fill in some of the blanks, and "stuff" starts to fall in place.
This also helps with the EX role, (something fishy here ) . He is brighter than most of the other characters, so it would be congruent that members of the clan would "Follow" his notions, with the passage of time and the
emergence of a huge LE
presences on-property. He would take lead for the gang, and he is a fast talker so the the rest of the gang would be inclined to "listen" to him. Explains his role later in the situation.
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The tag call in and the lab lady notes about putting him there clearly indicate LE MO. This angle also eliminates the "road block" of LE actually committing a murder. It is more like in this scenario , LE being "given" an opportunity to to halt the
civil suit.
Pulling the battery cable only makes some sense in the context of this gangs conclusion that "we gotta make the car dead" - plausible with
abundance of "Thinking" power on the scene.
Sounds silly I know. But if you pull back , and
lin up our cast of characters, all living next to each other, with
serried histories, throw in a
deceased person, the need to hide it, the excitability of the group some Bud Light, the future
possibility of more money than any of them has
inexperienced, the history of backstabbing - it actually
isnt as crazy as it might sound.
If you roll
with me the notion that these folks
believed that the "no car no body" would "end" the problem it makes sense.
Now, LE has been handed a gem in terms of their need to stop the
civil suit - and
BAM we got what we got..............
