Whoever writes this stuff is hilarious.
Geffner Wanders in from the Fog
The long lost love child of Vincent Price and Colonel Sanders took the stand today in the agonizing scuttlebuttsurrebuttal phase of the Jodi Arias trial. The psychology diplomate crawled out of a crypt deep within Jodis fog to testify ALL DAY to his credentials, his education
and the fact that he never talked to defendant Stabby Einstein, or bothered to read a single police report. Nonetheless, Draculas butler says he no-likey young whipper-snapper Janeen DeMartes diagnosis of BPD, and (more importantly), hes totally on Team Jenny for Homecoming Queen.
Yup. Awesome.