That's too funny! He says he NEVER went to a *advertiser censored* site then, wait for it...
Have I looked at a naked woman on one of those sites? I have before.
Well bust my buttons!
And then, of course, it was Suzanne framing him for looking for women. Maybe he has DID? Temporary insanity at any given time during questioning? Um, yeah, I mean no. I'm confused. Someone is using my wife for sex, ffs! We had SEX all the time! I don't recall. Who gives a damn about pizza! I don't even like pizza! Where's my teddy bear... did you take my teddy bear?!
(sorry, I pictured a meltdown and couldn't stop)