In my heart of hearts, I've always thought that I would promise to visit the winning restaurant of the "Best Burger in Metro-Detroit" so I could give you my opinion of the "best" burger. Honestly, none of these "classic" burgers have impressed me because I don't like the buns or toppings, and most of the burgers look greasy. For starters, I don't like regular hamburger buns. When we have burgers at home, we use grilled Kaiser rolls or rye bread. I don't like American cheese and prefer my nicely seasoned medium-rare burger stuffed with crumbled blue cheese. Other than a little red onion in a salad, I don't like raw onion, and I detest pickles. I don't particularly care for tomato on my burger, and I don't like shredded iceberg lettuce. Romaine, Boston, bibb, butter lettuce, or arugula are all good choices, and Hellmann's mayo is my go-to condiment. If I'm feeling self-indulgent, I might have sliced avocado on my burger and, occasionally, crispy bacon. To combat the grease issue, I blot my burger with paper towels before it goes on the grilled roll or bread. I can't even recall the last time I ordered a burger in a restaurant because they seem so big and messy.
Even though I'd probably never order a "classic" burger at any of the venues that the Channel 4 reporters have visited, I will consider going to the winning restaurant. They've never indicated how long their quest for the best burger in metro- Detroit will last or how many more joints they plan to visit. I find the reviews enjoyable and fun even if I don't like the way the burgers look and would probably not want to try most of them.