It’s a shame Chad never found the time to add the story of his second beautiful courtship and marriage to his blog.
“For years L had read my books (list below), listened attentively to my speeches, thrilled to my soaring doomsday prophecies, marvelled at my powerful redemptive visions, wept at my special light/dark grading system, sketched my dimpled yet manly profile and sung quietly along to my Ukulele recordings of favourite hymns and REO Speedwagon ballads.
“Can he be real?” she wondered. “Can one man, a god among men, really, be all of this, and more? When will he be mine? How can he be mine?”
Alone in the unfurnished room of her mansion she scoured the 10$ and under wedding ring offerings on Amazon, and Luau‘d absently.
I really think they were this crass and self-focused. And more.