Man charged for sex with inflatable raft

[TrackerSam]

The fact that the raft was PINK just struck me funny. Guess he looked at the blue rafts and made sure he got a female coloured raft. :floorlaugh:

Why does the phrase 'pretty in pink' keep running through my mind? :innocent:

It was the rafts fault, all pink and busting full of air and stuff, flaunting it's pillow in your face, and practically begging you to get on and then off.

 

[Peliman]

Wait for it

He should go to a conference that aims to normalize pink rafts

 

[Snick1946]

This took place in an ally behind his home? He couldn't take it inside at least? Maybe he still lives with parents but couldn't he deflate it and sneak it into his room?
Inquiring minds want to know...

 

[Lucid]

I think I am more amused at the article's title than anything. "Sex", as if the raft were actively and passionately doing this WITH him...

:woohoo:

 

[angela]

He was also charged with having sex with an inflatable pumpkin in the past. I live in the area and after I read this story today, I texted my neighbor and told her I was pretty sure I knew what happened to her inflatable Santa that disappeared last Christmas.

 

[Kimberlyd125]

He was also charged with having sex with an inflatable pumpkin in the past. I live in the area and after I read this story today, I texted my neighbor and told her I was pretty sure I knew what happened to her inflatable Santa that disappeared last Christmas.

Well, I guess he's on the lifetime naughty list!
You can't do that to Santa!

 

[koolmum]

I just googled "Inflatable Fetish". Oh my! There's video clips too (I didn't watch though) (I promise).

 

[JeannieC]

YA, who would really want the raft back at that stage in the game. NO doubt LE has the pink raft in the evidence locker for safe keeping. DNA and all.

JMO

And a good laugh! Probably framed it! :floorlaugh:

 

[JeannieC]

One look at the mugshot and I am certain he determined the raft to be a pink elephant or 3. This man needs some serious help, he's got more than raft problems. A dip in the pool wouldn't hurt either!

Not in my pool!

 

[JeannieC]

Um, how does a person have sex with a raft? Never mind - I don't think I want to know the answer.

Well, it depends on how big the plug is.........opps let me rephrase that..........on second hand maybe he told on himself....:waitasec:

 

[JeannieC]

:great:I tried, I really did. I tried not to read it and not to laugh. :floorlaugh:
21merc7, he needs a bath and psychiatric help, no matter the order.

I am laughing hysterically. How can a psychiatrist keep a staight face as he tells his fantasies of getting it on with a rubber raft, and an inflatable mattress, and a inflatable pool, and a ...................:floorlaugh:

 

[JeannieC]

It was the rafts fault, all pink and busting full of air and stuff, flaunting it's pillow in your face, and practically begging you to get on and then off.

Oh my, was the raft inflated...................that's a whole nother sex act.......:laughcry:

 

[JeannieC]

He was also charged with having sex with an inflatable pumpkin in the past. I live in the area and after I read this story today, I texted my neighbor and told her I was pretty sure I knew what happened to her inflatable Santa that disappeared last Christmas.

Is nothing sacred to this man! :woohoo:

 

[TrackerSam]

He was also charged with having sex with an inflatable pumpkin in the past. I live in the area and after I read this story today, I texted my neighbor and told her I was pretty sure I knew what happened to her inflatable Santa that disappeared last Christmas.

They need to keep him away from the Macy's parade.

 

[mysticrose]

Every time I read the title to this thread I crack up . Although it is apparent this man needs some serious help, my husband wants to know if the raft had a built in fishing rod holder ....:floorlaugh:

 

[Soulmagent]

If someone could link the the pumpkin era ,that would be great. I want to see if he is improving or becoming more Ill.

Also funniest thread in history is the sex with pinic table thread on this board.

I blame smiling bob ,he did those TV commricals with him jumping in the pool.

 

[nomoresorrow]

"The touch, the feel of plastic..."

 

[JeannieC]

if someone could link the the pumpkin era ,that would be great. I want to see if he is improving or becoming more ill.

Also funniest thread in history is the sex with pinic table thread on this board.

I blame smiling bob ,he did those tv commricals with him jumping in the pool.

ouch!

 

[JeannieC]

Every time I read the title to this thread I crack up . Although it is apparent this man needs some serious help, my husband wants to know if the raft had a built in fishing rod holder ....:floorlaugh:

Tell hubby he probably couldn't use it................:floorlaugh:

 

[TrackerSam]

"The touch, the feel of plastic..."

Good one. Anyone know if it was a Rubbermaid or a Goodyear?