Man charged for sex with inflatable raft

[JeannieC]

Good one. Anyone know if it was a Rubbermaid or a Goodyear?

Had to be rubbermaid! :great:

 

[~greeneyedgirl~]

This man is not right. By the looks of him in his "glamor shot" he enjoys Meth. IIRC meth increases sexual urges enormously, he definitely is in need of help.

 

[JeannieC]

He really does need help, serious help but I wonder if he would still have a strange fetish even without the drugs. Maybe the drugs (if he is on drugs) only amplify the impulses or allow him to act on them.

 

[Hoodie]

This gives "pool toys" a whole new meaning....

 

[JeannieC]

This gives "pool toys" a whole new meaning....

Hey we might have this all wrong........maybe he thought he was a bicycle pump! fftheair:

 

[katydid23]

You know you are jaded when you are just thankful that he didn't steal someone's dog or kidnap a child. Thank goodness he could make due with a pink plastic raft. That guy is easy to please, apparently.

 

[Silkprint]

So does it have to be a stolen raft to turn him on ? why doesnt he just buy his own ?

 

[Silkprint]

And oh yeah - YUCK

 

[JeannieC]

So does it have to be a stolen raft to turn him on ? why doesnt he just buy his own ?

Too expensive, :maddening:He's like most men........just use them and throw them away!

 

[21merc7]

So does it have to be a stolen raft to turn him on ? why doesnt he just buy his own ?

I don't think he looks like he has the money for a raft, he may even be homeless. I appears any money he has is spent on "self medication" of some variety. (Inflatable raft not included.)

 

[JeannieC]

I don't think he looks like he has the money for a raft, he may even be homeless. I appears any money he has is spent on "self medication" of some variety. (Inflatable raft not included.)

Yea, and before inflatable rafts it was a pumpkin. The Great Pumpkin is probably very upset with him!

I bet no one invites him to a pool party ! arty:

:floorlaugh: :up: :banme:

 

[Silkprint]

A pumpkin ?? OMG

 

[LCoastMom]

You guys (urr gals) are soo baaddd! LOL!

I wonder if there have been many stolen in the area? Obviously this guy doesn't have a type if he can hit a pink raft and a pumpkin. Parents make sure the kids put these away after use!

 

[Silkprint]

EWWWWW LOLOLOL
I keep coming back to this like a bad tooth .
I will never look at a pumpkin the same way again .Now I will always look at it as some sort of vampy sex object ...

 

[JeannieC]

The Pumpkin Story

Putting aside the sadness factor of him begging for help, I’m not sure what is my favorite part of the story. That he was having sex with a raft, that it wasn’t his raft, or that when he was caught, before running, he made sure to take the raft with him. But wait, it gets better:


According to court records, he has four other public indecency charges in Hamilton Municipal Court and another in Butler County.

In one public indecency case in 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.
What happened in the eight years that made him go from a pumpkin to a raft?

And if all you are going to do is tell me I am horrible person and should not be snickering at this, I completely agree. I’m a horrible person

http://www.balloon-juice.com/2011/09/01/over-the-****ing-line-donny/

 

[JeannieC]

The next thing you know he'll be headed to NC for the Balloon Festival.


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[Hoodie]

I'm sorry for this fellow. One of my friends said when I posted this elsewhere "I've always wondered where the little pumpkins came from..."

I guess he took the term "pump"kin quite literally.

Websleuths Poster was right-thank God it wasn't a person he abused....

 

[Hoodie]

Oops-I'm sorry and bemused. It's just bizarre.

I don't know if I'll ever be able to shop my faithful target-mart
Blow up holiday aisle again without first making sure it's safe and fetish free.

 

[my2sense]

I haven't read this thread, but every time I see the title come up, it makes me laugh.

 

[HMSHood]

Someone has inflatable raftophilia. Pervert.