Hello.
My name is Whoizzit and I am a hayseed hater.
As moved as I am by Daughter L's gracious and inspiring message, I nevertheless find myself filled with rage towards Retchford.
It's been 5 minutes since I've wanted to kneecap him.
I come before you, exposing my ungenerous and flinty heart, wishing to be so much more like L.
I'll try to honor her request as soon I hit "post reply."
With this said, I ask for your support and forgiveness in advance of any future slip-ups, where, for example, I might poke fun at RetchLynn's stupiditude, all-encompassing nastiness, astounding inhumanity and, my fave, his visual presentation.
#LoveLikeLaura
*I'm being serious and am in no way belittling any form of group support.
**I realize that stupiditude is not a word, so don't @ me, please.