NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[T4Tide]

http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property


"A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.

"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby."


lol @ "malicious fecal distribution"

More and video at link.

 

[Jan]

Now I've heard it all!

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

Will they be checking joggers in the area for skid marks?

 

[margarita25]

Will they be checking joggers in the area for skid marks?

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[T4Tide]

I don't know, but nobody should have to put up with this crap.


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[LarkBunting]

LOL! This is hilarious. I'm with Bobby, though. I would be ticked.

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I can just imagine the photo line-up for this case!

 

[TrackerSam]

I guess the jogger had the runs.

 

[CanManEh]

Does anyone remember the guy who did it in the mall i forget where it was but he let it go right in a plant in the mall...It says this lady has come back 4 times and done this so would that qualify her as a serial pooper lol.

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I wonder if they have a thumb print of her butt hole on file?

 

[TrackerSam]

She was practicing for the marathon, but was too pooped to continue. :floorlaugh:

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

Can you help identify the poo?

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[TGIRecovered]

My husband and daughter run marathons. They run in the morning when it is cooler. Ideally , one would try to "go" before running, but even if they do, the intensity of a 7-12 mile training run simply shakes things loose. Luckily, there are plenty of wooded areas not near a home in case of emergency. Hubby has done this in a pinch but daughter is horrified of going behind a bush. One time there was no holding it so hubby stopped by a country home and asked if she could please use their potty. It doesn't happen that often, but when you gotta go, you gotta go!

P.S. You didn't hear this from me!

 

[fred&edna]

BOLO on this jogger: Female wearing running shoes, and described as short and DUMPy.

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Sounds like she is a "regular" runner! :what:

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I hope that LE is paying their sniffer hounds danger pay.

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I wonder if LE will have to gather DNA... Or BM-A .... Evidence to indict her? :waitasec:

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

BOLO on this jogger: Female wearing running shoes, and described as short and DUMPy.

May have a brown spot on the back of their jogging shorts. :scared:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property


"A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.

"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby."


lol @ "malicious fecal distribution"

More and video at link.

It should be easy to track her...

Just follow the flies....:snooty:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I hope they catch this reckless pooping runner...

and that the truth "comes out in the end"!

:behind: