Im going to be very busy tomorrow, including evening. I will also be busy Monday and most of Tuesday.
I would appreciate it if April could either have the calf on Sunday, or otherwise wait until Wednesday.
I am placing bets on a thread #3 before the little tyke makes an appearance!
Or May Day!
I have a Bridal Shower to attend tomorrow so wont be able to watch April OR the Masters for about 4 hrs. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
How bout...
New Years Day?!
is that BOOS I hear? I'm just kidding.
Not even the Masters? Now that's cruel.
I am from Augusta, Ga. BTW
The Masters is my thing. I am happy the bad storm we had Wednesday that closed down the Par-3 is over. What a mess it made and locals are still cleaning up.
It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a total fool!"
The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick up food, drink, and water without getting wet!"
Next the giraffe complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes me top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people point and laugh at me!"
The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see a fair distance."
Then, the hen spoke up. "Lord, I don't want to complain, but either let me have a bigger *advertiser censored* or smaller eggs."
Which side of April has more spots?
Please don't even say that. Oh no, no no. Great. *off to count*
You can't say stuff like that in front of me and expect me to ignore it....
Also, the line about April in the ticker here on WS is cracking me up. "April the Giraffe is Standing There NOT Giving Birth Just to Torture Us!"
You guys did have terrible weather. I hope no casualties but yes what a mess. Cheers fellow Golf enthusiast. You are sooooo lucky to live there. What we would give to get tickets. We keep applying. No luck. We did make the Ryder Cup one year. Not a major but a great time. Furyk's feet are really big and I saw Couples spit LOL those little things one sees up close.
I don't want you to go crazy, so I will tell you.
Her outside. :drumroll:
Yellow Rose inspired me to be extra funny today.
Which side of April has more spots?