Police Called Over Boyfriend Passing Gas

[TrackerSam]

CLAWSON (WWJ) - Responding to a 911 call for a possible domestic violence situation, police arrived at a Maple Road apartment complex to discover that what neighbors described as sounding like a "violent altercation," was in fact, a very loud plea from a woman to her boyfriend to stop passing gas.
According to Clawson Police Chief Harry Anderson: "One of the neighbors had heard somebody yelling - a female yelling....she was possibly being hit - yelling, 'Stop! No!'"

The neighbor apparently also heard a "repeated loud noise" in between the shouting.

When officers arrived on the scene, Anderson said "The female that was inside stated that her boyfriend had continued to pass gas, and she was yelling at him to stop."

Nobody was charged in the case although this is a very sobering reminder of the daily dangers our men and women in blue face every day.

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/...o-Domestic-Dispute-Over-Boyfriend-Passing-Gas

:floorlaugh:

 

[meanmaryjean]

You, sir or madame, have MADE. MY. DAY!

 

[Justiceforever]

 

[oh_gal]

What the heck was he eating, is what I want to know.

 

[Justiceforever]

Beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.

The more you toot the better you feel, so eat more beans at every meal!

 

[Donjeta]

Reading the headline I thought the girlfriend called 911 to complain of a poisonous gas attack.

 

[meanmaryjean]

Reading the headline I thought the girlfriend called 911 to complain of a poisonous gas attack.

She was!

 

[Justiceforever]

Well I'd say he's fortunate not to be arrested! In Florida it's illegal to fart in public after 6pm!

http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-fart-in-public-after-6pm/#comments

Malawi just passed a law making it illegal to fart in public.

http://kisselpaso.com/stupid-news-c...rid-of-wife-by-putting-her-on-terrorist-list/


COUNTRY MAKES FARTING ILLEGAL …*The African country of Malawi just made it illegal to PASS GAS in public. The decision to punish people who repeatedly, quote, “foul the air” was made to help “mould responsible and disciplined citizens.”

So if for some ungodly reason you ever take a trip to Malawi you best remember to clench those buttocks nice and tight. Because if you let one slip, you won’t just be breaking wind, you’ll be breaking the law!!! And don’t think you can get away with an “S.B.D”, either. They’ll get you for ‘Assault with a Silent but Deadly Weapon

 

[fred&edna]

Tootally outrageous news

 

[Hamsterdance]

Too bad the officers weren't warned ahead of time, so they could don their hazmat suits!. :floorlaugh:

Here's some his and her gifts for their next anniversary:

 

[Justiceforever]

I was saving this for the How did we survive thread ( located here) [ame="http://www.websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?p=9634265#post9634265"]Websleuths Crime Sleuthing Community[/ame]


But(t) I think it's needed more here.

SUBTLE BUTT ANTI- POOT PADS

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2007/12/subtle-butt-fart-pads.html?m=1

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcXp53Dk48Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player"]Subtle Butt - YouTube[/ame]

 

[TrackerSam]

Tootally outrageous news

:floorlaugh: The neighbors could hear it. :floorlaugh:

 

[JustJudy]

What the heck was he eating, is what I want to know.

Something musical? ...maybe a tuba beans or bell pepper?

 

[JustJudy]

What the heck was he eating, is what I want to know.

Gaseous Clay?

 

[Justiceforever]

Reading the headline I thought the girlfriend called 911 to complain of a poisonous gas attack.

 

[TrackerSam]

Don't light a match.

 

[Justiceforever]

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I hope CSI doesn't send their forensics unit here after my eating beans & weiners with a side order of potato salad last night. If you don't hear back from me I'm in the "gas" chamber.

 

[Steely Dan]

CLAWSON (WWJ) - Responding to a 911 call for a possible domestic violence situation, police arrived at a Maple Road apartment complex to discover that what neighbors described as sounding like a "violent altercation," was in fact, a very loud plea from a woman to her boyfriend to stop passing gas.
According to Clawson Police Chief Harry Anderson: "One of the neighbors had heard somebody yelling - a female yelling....she was possibly being hit - yelling, 'Stop! No!'"

The neighbor apparently also heard a "repeated loud noise" in between the shouting.

When officers arrived on the scene, Anderson said "The female that was inside stated that her boyfriend had continued to pass gas, and she was yelling at him to stop."

Nobody was charged in the case although this is a very sobering reminder of the daily dangers our men and women in blue face every day.

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/...o-Domestic-Dispute-Over-Boyfriend-Passing-Gas

:floorlaugh:

BBM

I wonder how they knew she was being honest. Most of the time a battered woman will lie to the cops when they show up. I'm guessing there was an air about her that made the cops believe she wasn't lying.

Well I'd say he's fortunate not to be arrested! In Florida it's illegal to fart in public after 6pm!

http://www.idiotlaws.com/its-illegal-to-fart-in-public-after-6pm/#comments

Malawi just passed a law making it illegal to fart in public.

http://kisselpaso.com/stupid-news-c...rid-of-wife-by-putting-her-on-terrorist-list/


COUNTRY MAKES FARTING ILLEGAL …*The African country of Malawi just made it illegal to PASS GAS in public. The decision to punish people who repeatedly, quote, “foul the air” was made to help “mould responsible and disciplined citizens.”

So if for some ungodly reason you ever take a trip to Malawi you best remember to clench those buttocks nice and tight. Because if you let one slip, you won’t just be breaking wind, you’ll be breaking the law!!! And don’t think you can get away with an “S.B.D”, either. They’ll get you for ‘Assault with a Silent but Deadly Weapon

Well, I will never be taking a trip to Malawi if that's the law. I'd be a felon.

 

[Justiceforever]

I wonder if he said excuse me.

Farting ettiquite by Sophia :floorlaugh:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfUPZNmiQSY&feature=youtube_gdata_player"]Farting Etiquette by Sophia - YouTube[/ame]