Ahaha. I just read the thread title and thought - "How many times have I wanted to do that?"
I bet the cops were laughing all the way back to the station.
Good on the neighbour who called, though - they weren't to know nothing was wrong, and it's great they were actually concerned. How embarrassing for them though, "Oh no - it was just a fart attack."
I bet the cops were laughing all the way back to the station.
Good on the neighbour who called, though - they weren't to know nothing was wrong, and it's great they were actually concerned. How embarrassing for them though, "Oh no - it was just a fart attack."