Found these compiled from here:
http://www.marashaughnessy.com/resources/blog/entryid/36/top-10-quotes-from-casey-anthonys-defense-attorney-baez.aspx
1.Baez to Witness:"So you found, products that could be found in meat, and products that could be found in marijuana? ....Couldn't someone have had the munchies?"
2.Baez to Dr. Vass (expert witness): Do you know if people use paper towels to clean up raw meat?
Dr. Vass: How can I possibly testify to that?
3.Baez: "...so the decomposition could be from, say, a half eaten hamburger left in the trunk?"
Dr. Vass: "A person would have to eat 10 pounds of hamburger, it would have to be raw, and they would have to have eaten it while wearing a bag over their head."
4.Jose Baez to expert witness: Sir, youre not a piece of duct tape are you? So you cant say your brand is my brand can you, sir.
5.Baez to Detective Yuri Melich: Did you ask her [Casey Anthony] if she ever committed suicide?
Melich: "No. If she had ever committed suicide, she wouldnt be able to answer my questions."
6.Baez, during opening statement for defense: "I would like to question the dog, but I can't. A dog should not be testifying in a trial."
7.Baez to Dr. Vaas:"You also have attempted to put electronic leashes on flies, have you not sir?"
8.Baez: "if it pleases the court..."
Judge Perry: "It does NOT"
9.Baez to Vass: "do you know what divining rods are?"
Judge: "approach the bench!"
10.Judge Perry: I am not stopping. anymore. to. get. you. a. file.
11.Judge Perry, after being told by the defense to instruct the jury that they (the defense) were under no obligation to present a case:"I will take it that I cannot trust one thing that your side says anymore.
12.Baez to Haskell (expert witness):"How much have you been paid so far (referring to his expert witness fees)?
Haskell: "$22000 to $23000, though I still haven't been paid from the deposition by you..."
Baez: "no more questions".
I'll take number 4, or number 6 on my shirt :crazy: