Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[Eye Wonder]

"Did you test any of the chemicals for DNA"

Cant remember who he asked this to cuz i was ROFL!!!

 

[babelphissh]

Judge Perry to the jurors, "we gonna recess for 15 minutes for our little SPECIAL break"
:floorlaugh:

 

[shaye]

You can almost see the wheels spinning in his brain - he wants to get moving! :skip:

Exactly, I love the man! It cracked me up Friday when Jose was carrying on about something not being in a report and how Ashton basically admitted to it by not jumping up and saying whatever was in the report and Ashton says, "N.O! I. A.M. N.O.T!!" Then telling JP that he just wishes to stop all the nonsense and get down to working, lol. Bet Ashton's worst nightmare is ever having to prosecute another case Baez is on. :maddening:

 

[Melanie]

Although this is not a blooper or blunder, I cannot keep from laughing at JA's hand motions during portion the trial. Frankly, I'm not sure why this cracks me up, but right now it sure does!

Watch from 14:00 to 16:37 and enjoy! :rocker:

http://www.wftv.com/video/28099804/index.html

Thank you for that! That was just precious!

I heart JA!

Mel

 

[Melanie]

I thought I was dreaming 7/1/11:

JB: What is yahoo.com

If I go to yahoo.com what comes up

What's on that page

I can find out the news?

I can find out, get a map, if I want to go to the local drugstore?

I can find out what's going on in the stockmarket

I could find out my horoscope?

I could find out what Paris Hilton doin today?

Okay - so Yahoo doesn't tell me much about what's going on in that page now does it?

Fact - yahoo is maybe not really a word

I guess it depends on what part of the country you're from right?

Start at 20:00 here:

http://www.wftv.com/video/28099804/index.html

I just can't get past this line of questioning -- what on earth was he trying to get at?

Geraldo was looking on very pensively in the background

Mel

 

[tbgo]

Casey Anthony Trial Blooper Real. LMAO!!!

 

[Cayleefan]

Part 1 of the last day in trial where Jose Baez wants to take a deposition for the Geniva lawyer who is there to testify. It starts at 21:15...

http://www.wftv.com/video/28418813/index.html

There are real problems and imaginary problems. :floorlaugh: So funny.

 

[butwhatif?]

Closing arguments- re photo of ICA DT is trying to introduce...

HHJP- "I don't care about imaginary friends".

Bet that's never been said in court before :floorlaugh:

 

[Plumeria5]

JB They want you to know...who cut the cheese!!

 

[butwhatif?]

JB in closing statements:

"Who cut the cheese"? :floorlaugh:

 

[RammerJammer]

Judge Perry: I don't care about the imaginary people.

 

[TXredhead178]

JB's "Who cut the cheese" comment ... while the "Who Smelled What" placard was still up was hilarious!

 

[lemon]

JB's "Who cut the cheese" comment ... while the "Who Smelled What" placard was still up was hilarious!

JBs version of "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" appears to be "Whoever smelt it dealt it".
:shakehead:

 

[Brassband]

Baez Freudean slip: "The truth stops here!"

 

[suester3223]

Absolutely..."The truth stops here!" Feud was soooooo smart!

 

[caroline]

HHJP: you attorneys don't give a hill of a bean

 

[Oldsoul2]

I think this one made me laugh the hardest:

Jose in closing arguments in regards to the velvetta:

"All they want to know is..... who cut the cheese?" I don't know how anyone could hold their laughter.

 

[bam]

Ashton was very animated and hilarious with his hands. I wonder if he has sock puppets at home. Maybe he was practicing.

Thank you for that! That was just precious!

I heart JA!

Mel

 

[bam]

Jose" Casey is a liar and a *advertiser censored*! Convict her on that!"

 

[laurieann]

During JB trying to get HHJP to allow the pic of ICA...


HHJP~How old was she when the picture was taken?

JB~Well, she's a young woman (as he points to ICA)

HHJP~ That still doesn't tell me how old she was

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh: