Woman Has Sex With A Pine Cone, Needs Surgery To Remove It

[Lyn1001]

Anyone think that possibly she didn't do this to herself? I mean, if you're looking for something, why a pinecone? It seems like something someone would do in order to torture or harm a person, not bring pleasure.

You would be very surprised! The article states that it became stuck when she attempted to remove it...... But, beyond that, I had a friend who's father worked in an ER. Oh man, the stories he would tell..... One delt with a lonely male and a normal, round light bulb. That broke. Inside a bad place...... To a lot of people, things sound like a good idea, until it all goes wrong!

 

[lizzybeth]

My dad was medic in WWII and was stationed in the Phillipines. He remembers some of the native people coming to him for treatment. One was a woman with a Pepsi bottle lodged in her yoo hoo (and yes, she said she did this herself). So I understand that things like this do happen, but I just can't understand why a pinecone unless you enjoy pain.

 

[LCoastMom]

ouch, ouch, ouch!!!!

On top of all that pain, the humiliation!

 

[jnTexas]

Due to insurance purposes, we will start seeing warnings/disclaimers concerning planting trees that produce cones. ID's will be needed to buy balsam, fir, and other sap making trees. Waivers signed. :crazy:

Yep before long they will be banning christmas trees, and we will be bailing out the christmas tree farmers. Come to think of it I would rather bail them out than AIG.

Anyhow, I'm sure this woman had a lot pain from this. This is just rolling on the floor funny. All the comments on hear are too funny. I needed a good laugh after following the Haleigh and Sandra stories. thanks guys!

 

[momtective]

How? Just how, does this thread keep showing up on page one...it gets buried and then wham..it shows up again...:floorlaugh: we are some sick puppies, aren't we! :floorlaugh:

 

[lizzybeth]

I think like jnTexas said, we read about so much tragedy that we come to this forum to get a laugh (sometimes it's at others' expense, unfortunately).

 

[angeleleven]

I thought only children needed to be told what objects to not stick in their ears, nose, etc....but I guess that rule applies to all ages.....maybe even more so to the sexually active....or I should say to the sexually bored.

 

[OrdinaryLife]

You know, I was thinking. In prehistoric times, when I had a life relationship (ahem) with a my ex, there was at the very least some preamble before the (ahem) relationship finale. How do you suppose you could do that with a pinecone? Seriously, offer a warm wine glass of maple syrup, an agrula salad with pinenuts, and then finish with pine scented candles from Yankee Candles (they burn for hours!) illuminating the room???

Apparently, I have way too much time on my hands. Oh, I mean my mind.

 

[Michelleaz]

Wow - she needs someone to invite her to Pure Romance party. ewww.

 

[Savmom]

:floorlaugh: