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Police in New Jersey were shocked when they responded to an intruder alert at an elementary school this week and found a deer running wildly through the hallways.





Updated 3 hours ago​


Toms River Police are now referring to the wild intruder as "Rudolph," and shared the video of the festival chase on social media.
 
SOUTH BEND, Ind. (WNDU/Gray News) - Jennifer Flewellen of Niles, Michigan, was in a car crash in September 2017 that left her in a seemingly irreversible coma.

Nearly five years later, though, she woke up, allowing her to attend her son Julian’s senior night football game in late October.

Flewellen has been at Memorial Hospital for the last few weeks, recovering from a successful surgery, and while she’s been there, she’s gotten some life-changing news because of TV viewers and readers.




Published: Nov. 27, 2023 at 9:48 AM EST
 
SOMERSET — If you’re in the mood for a tour of local Christmas lights and displays, you have a new must-see stop: Somerset’s Jughead the snowman.

Jughead is the creation of Melissa Morgado of 35 Pierce Lane, just off Main Street, a massive snowman head complete with carrot nose, top hat and corncob pipe. She crafted the giant snowman head using almost 800 empty plastic milk and water gallon jugs, glue, wire — and a ton of patience.


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Shopping center Scrooge steals a tree from atop a parked car.




Caught on camera: Thief steals Christmas tree off parked SUV in San Mateo​

Surveillance footage shows thieves stealing a Christmas tree from a vehicle parked at the Bridgepointe Shopping Center in San Mateo last week. (12/5/23)27M AGO

 
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — Astronomers have discovered a rare in-sync solar system with six planets moving like a grand cosmic orchestra, untouched by outside forces since their birth billions of years ago.

The find, announced Wednesday, can help explain how solar systems across the Milky Way galaxy came to be. This one is 100 light-years away in the constellation Coma Berenices. A light-year is 5.8 trillion miles.

A pair of planet-hunting satellites — NASA’s Tess and the European Space Agency’s Cheops — teamed up for the observations.

None of the planets in perfect synchrony are within the star’s so-called habitable zone, which means little if any likelihood of life, at least as we know it.


Updated 11:02 AM EST, November 29, 2023
 
A kangaroo in Canada punches policeman in the face when trying to evade capture. :p
 
Chimpaintzees: The B-52s, well-known animal-rights supporters, artistically team up with rescue chimps on the canvas to help raise money for a chimpanzee rescue sanctuary (Kate Pierson is the one in the red wig)
Paintings made by rescued chimpanzees are set to be on display at Miami's famed Art Basel art festival, with some being put up for grabs for as much as $10,000.

According to Save the Chimps Sanctuary, a sanctuary for animals rescued from laboratories, the pet trade and the entertainment industry, this year's exhibit will feature 15 pieces made by 16 chimpanzees

Unlike last year's chimp exhibit, new this year is that the chimps will be collaborating with art-pop group The B-52s, which will then use the artwork for their upcoming album covers.

 
In case you missed this ~ you really couldn't make it up...



 
The world's largest iceberg caught on camera: The massive iceberg known as A23a is drifting away from the continental ice shelf toward the South Atlantic Ocean.



At almost 4,000 sq km (1,500 square miles), the Antarctic iceberg called A23a is roughly three times the size of New York City. The iceberg calved off West Antarctica's Filchner-Ronne Ice Shelf in 1986 and has largely been stranded after its base became stuck on the floor of the Weddell Sea. British scientists on the icebreaking research vessel the RRS Sir David Attenborough have now been able able to inspect the iceberg in person. It was 'amazing to see this huge berg in person,' said Dr Andrew Meijers, the chief scientist on the ship, 'it stretches as far as the eye can see'

 

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MILWAUKEE —
Four cars were involved in a crash at approximately 11:30 a.m. near Cramer Street and Linnwood Avenue.

University of Wisconsin Milwaukee police received a report that initiated a pursuit Thursday before noon.

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Dec 7, 2023


@NickBohrWISN

Amazingly no one was hurt when a Kia fleeing UWM Police collided with a bicyclist, a moving car and then two parked cars and burst into flames. @uwmpolice Chief says 4 suspects fled on foot from the Kia. They’d been seen trying to steal a car from a UWM lot.


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PHOENIX (Video from KPHO, KTVK, NINO DI GIULIO, RENEE BLACK, CNN) —
Knowing that it can take some time to find a donor who’s a match the the National Donor Database, a man in Arizona who needed a kidney transplant decided to make an extra effort to secure a donor.

To do so, he used lettering to create a sign on the tailgate of his truck. Along with bearing his email address, the ad read, “I need a kidney. Can you help?”

Perfect stranger, perfect match: Woman inspired to donate kidney after seeing ad on a man's truck

12.7.2023
 
NEW YORK —
A woman who threw a bowl of hot food in the face of a Chipotle worker has been sentenced to a month in jail — and two months working a fast-food job.

Videos of the woman, Rosemary Hayne, berating Chipotle worker Emily Russell on Sept. 5 and then throwing the food in her face at close range, went viral after the incident. Hayne, a 39-year-old mother of four, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor assault charge and received the sentence last week in the Parma, Ohio, municipal court. Judge Timothy Gilligan gave her the choice of a 90-day jail sentence or a 30-day sentence on top of 60 days working in a fast-food job.

Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast-food job

12.6.2023
 
“It was a private joke with the team and I’m so sorry it went out on air! It was not my intention for this to happen and I’m sorry if I offended or upset anyone. I wasn’t ‘flipping the bird’ at viewers or even a person really. It was a silly joke that was meant for a small number of my mates,” she said, adding a “face palm” emoji.

Some people took offence, commenting below Moshiri’s tweet that it was unprofessional and using it to call for the defunding of the BBC. But she was also inundated with support from dozens of people who had found the moment amusing, with one writing: “As a BBC licence payer I demand more of this type of behaviour.”


12.7.2023
 

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