"A COUPLE making love in a dumpster have been robbed

[WhyaDuck?]

OMG... that is too funny!

Where does a couple go for alone time when the children turn the dumpster into a swimmin hole? :waitasec:

Generic brand waste disposal units, obviously. Kids today are so brand conscious, they are always snapping up the Dumpster Brand ones first.

 

[WhyaDuck?]

 

[Boyz_Mum]

"What's a guy supposed to do?"

 

[WhyaDuck?]

"What's a guy supposed to do?"

I'll take, "Not Take His Chick Out For Dumpster Sex," for $500, Alex.

 

[Paintr]

A weekend country 'getaway' spot! Reasonable rates!

 

[WhyaDuck?]

I'm more of a Barry White kind of gal, but to each their own...

 

[WhyaDuck?]

A weekend country 'getaway' spot! Reasonable rates!

Well, if the other ones were motels, that can be the B&B.

 

[Paintr]

Our luxury model!

 

[Soulmagent]

Another satisfied customer!

Wow ,That is sexy....lmao

 

[Boyz_Mum]

Our luxury model!

Please don't show this to my hubby.

 

[Soulmagent]

It was good for him.

 

[WhyaDuck?]

It was good for him.

Well, at least he's not smoking afterwards - he knows it's a dirty habit.

 

[WhyaDuck?]

Nearly time for Bedfordshire for me...

 

[WhyaDuck?]

(Romantic Dumpster Love postcard, by Christy Road.)

I'm off for the night. Unlimited love to you all.

 

[Paintr]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/695814/posts

A man who told police he dozed off in a Dumpster was loaded into a garbage truck and carted around part of the city early Wednesday.

The driver took on more refuse and even compacted trash without realizing the man was in the load, authorities said.



Please vacate your room by check out time (posted inside the lid) or the management will be forced to remove you.

That's gotta ruin the afterglow! LOL!

 

[Boyz_Mum]

(Romantic Dumpster Love postcard, by Christy Road.)

I'm off for the night. Unlimited love to you all.

So, you're like dumping us, on the dumpster thread?

 

[Trino]

Jay Leno could use this one.

 

[Paintr]

 

[wonders]

Did I ever tell you I love your sense of humor?

This day has been a total headache, you all have made such a difference.

I am left with a couple of questions... Do you all think this couple will try this again? I am not sure if this "couple" is married or not, but if this was a "date", how often do you all think either of them "score" in the dumpsters?

Honestly, I can understand wanting to get away from it all, in a box, on a train, with a fox, without a brain... BUT IN A DUMPSTER???? (I can't even think of a Dr Suess word that rhymes with "dumpster". You know that's a bad thing, he has a book about a "Wocket in my Pocket"...)

Oh dear me.... I thought of a Suess title for this story...

"I want a pumpster in my dumpster".....:truce:

Shoot me now.

BBM
Dumpster Humpster

 

[wonders]

A weekend country 'getaway' spot! Reasonable rates!

Dear Honey Buns,
The drapes are hung. Had to run into town to get nails to finish the ladder.
Could you check the blue shed out back to see if the mattress is in there?
Be back as soon as I can.

Love, Garbage Muffin