"A COUPLE making love in a dumpster have been robbed

[Paintr]

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,25403428-5006301,00.html

April 29, 2009 04:15pm
..POLICE have arrested a young naked Canadian couple after they were discovered having sex in a large industrial dumpster.

The police officer's surprise discovery came after reports of people walking suspiciously behind a business in an area of British Columbia last week.




Seems as if this couple who were robbed were not the only ones so inclined. Yikes! Is this a new fad?

 

[wonders]

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,25403428-5006301,00.html

April 29, 2009 04:15pm
..POLICE have arrested a young naked Canadian couple after they were discovered having sex in a large industrial dumpster.

The police officer's surprise discovery came after reports of people walking suspiciously behind a business in an area of British Columbia last week.




Seems as if this couple who were robbed were not the only ones so inclined. Yikes! Is this a new fad?

It's prolly the same couple. They may be looking for the perfect home for themselves.
Dumpster hoppers.

 

[Boyz_Mum]

I think I ran out of smart alec comments to make!

As a kid, I did think that Oscar the Grouch of Sesame Street fame did have a nice garbage can he lived in...

 

[Paintr]

Guess Oscar pioneered the concept. LOL! But since I don't remember ever seeing another of Oscars' species, I guess he didn't use his garbage can as a 'No Tell' Motel. :waitasec:

 

[nephers]

This is where their date started....

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2003bleu-2006-5.jpg

 

[Boyz_Mum]

People actually come up with some good uses for dumpsters- the hot tub thing looks pretty cool. (That one must be in one of the classier dumpster subdivisions?)

I still don't want to knock boots in one... maybe I'm a prude? :innocent:

 

[Boyz_Mum]

Guess Oscar pioneered the concept. LOL! But since I don't remember ever seeing another of Oscars' species, I guess he didn't use his garbage can as a 'No Tell' Motel. :waitasec:

Sister... Oscar had himself a woman. Her name is/was Grundgetta. Don't believe me? http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Grundgetta She's a hottie!

(I can't believe that I'm googling muppets now... this thread is starting to scare me. :banghead

 

[DollyPardonMe]

OMG, I just found this thread and you guys CRACKED me up! The only thing I can add is since when does an empty can of Spam and a banana peel act as an aphrodisiac!! :Banane59:

 

[Paintr]

Sister... Oscar had himself a woman. Her name is/was Grundgetta. Don't believe me? http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Grundgetta She's a hottie!

(I can't believe that I'm googling muppets now... this thread is starting to scare me. :banghead

Oh Good Heavens! Grundgetta! LMAO! And they listed her pets (and what pets they were!!!) I had never heard of her before.

Boyz-Mum ...this thread has proved to be very educational for me. I learned about Dr Seuss, The Muppets, and alternate uses of dumpsters. :woohoo:

Besides I had a lot of laughs thanks to all of you and your great senses of humour. Definitly not a wasted thread!

 

[Paintr]

OMG, I just found this thread and you guys CRACKED me up! The only thing I can add is since when does an empty can of Spam and a banana peel act as an aphrodisiac!! :Banane59:

You forgot the used diapers and wilted lettuce. LOL!

 

[Boyz_Mum]

I was sort of "down in the dumps" (no pun intended) last night when I was reading, but this thread has actually elevated my mood.

 

[Paintr]

I was sort of "down in the dumps" (no pun intended) last night when I was reading, but this thread has actually elevated my mood.

Very clever, Boyz-Mum! You managed to include 'dumpster' and 'elevators'. lol!

 

[cleo612]

You have NO idea how hard it was to get through this thread without laughing so loud that I would wake up my very innocent little granddaughter sleeping in the next room! I have been doubled over with laughter, tears streaming down my face, and now my ribs hurt from laughing so hard! I have been reading all day about tragedies and horrific crimes all day--I was SO in need of some laughter, and man, did I ever get it in here!

 

[Paintr]

You have NO idea how hard it was to get through this thread without laughing so loud that I would wake up my very innocent little granddaughter sleeping in the next room! I have been doubled over with laughter, tears streaming down my face, and now my ribs hurt from laughing so hard! I have been reading all day about tragedies and horrific crimes all day--I was SO in need of some laughter, and man, did I ever get it in here!

Glad you enjoyed it,cleo. I just can't believe this thread went over 90 posts of 'dumpster' humour. :dance: Where else but on WS?

 

[Harmony 2]

Maybe this is how the phrase "Getting down and dirty" came about.

 

[WhyaDuck?]

Paintr, clearly you have never seen Elmo in Grouchland - tons of grouches there.

Perhaps we should re-name this thread "The Secret Lives of Grouches."

 

[Paintr]

Paintr, clearly you have never seen Elmo in Grouchland - tons of grouches there.

Perhaps we should re-name this thread "The Secret Lives of Grouches."

Hey!

If I were having sex in a dumpster, I'd be grouchy!

If I were robbed, I would be grouchy!

If I were to be robbed while having sex, I would be very grouchy!

If I had all these happen together, grouchy wouldn't cover it! I would be downright irascible! LOL!

 

[akashana]

I find this funny because I actually had somebody attempt to rob me when my friend and I were dumpster diving. We were behind Home Depot at about 3 a.m. (don't even ask) & we were in the dumpster going thru the stuff when this dude comes up and does the "got a light?" routine, working up to the robbery. My friend was calm as can be, saying to me, "Hand me that gun," then waving her .357 around in the air, "Go on now, I don't want to have to shoot you." It worked real good. He beat feet out of there.

But who figures that people who are in a dumpster for any damn reason are good candidates to rob?

 

[Boyz_Mum]

akashana, I'm glad your friend had a gun and didn't have to use it!

You said "don't ask", but I have to admit, I'm curious if you and your friend found what you were looking for?

 

[DollyPardonMe]

I find this funny because I actually had somebody attempt to rob me when my friend and I were dumpster diving. We were behind Home Depot at about 3 a.m. (don't even ask) & we were in the dumpster going thru the stuff when this dude comes up and does the "got a light?" routine, working up to the robbery. My friend was calm as can be, saying to me, "Hand me that gun," then waving her .357 around in the air, "Go on now, I don't want to have to shoot you." It worked real good. He beat feet out of there.

But who figures that people who are in a dumpster for any damn reason are good candidates to rob?

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh: I would have given ANYTHING to be in that dumpster..Bang Bang!! Hahahahahaaa!!