A gun used to rob a hot dog stand misfires, hitting the robber in the penis

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Man shoots himself in the penis while robbing a Chicago hotdog stand

“A robber was in the process of robbing a hot dog stand in the Far South Side, Chicago, when he discharged his weapon on himself, The Chicago Tribune reports. The infamous incident was reported in November of 2017. To add a flare of poetic justice to the yarn, the hot dog stand robber shot himself in the penis, citing The Sacramento Bee.

Absolutely best comment: “an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a wiener for a wiener”
 
  • #2
Is it wrong to be giggling?
 
  • #3
Is it wrong to be giggling?

Well, maybe, but I expect we're in good company....

shopping


Googled "hockey goalie cup." Description says it's steel. Guess Robber didn't wear one?
 
  • #4
Karma was right there with him.
 
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Bummer.
 
  • #6
Mental note to beware of anyone cocking their weapon at a hot dog stand.
 
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It's like that phrase, "shooting yourself in the foot" but with a waaaaay bigger ouch factor.
 
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Your supposed to 🤬🤬🤬🤬 your gun, not gun your...oh nevermind.
 
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Karma can be awesome o_O
 
  • #12
Tears in my eyes from reading this thread! You all CRACK.ME.UP! (Even though initially I was eeew, ow, ouch....)
 

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