Airport guards catch man smuggling rare primate in his pants

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Authorities found a second loris abandoned in a trash can. They sent both to wildlife authorities,

Poor babies :(

They are sooo cute!
 
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I went to the animal fair,
The birds and the beasts were there,
The old baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair
The monkey he got drunk
And sat on the elephant's trunk
The elephant sneezed and went down on his knees
And what became of the monk?

Answer: He was hanging out in the guys junk. :sick:
 
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those loris are so cute i wouldn't mind having one myself. but promise i'd do it legally, since it can't be done i'll just dream lol
 
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I went to the animal fair,
The birds and the beasts were there,
The old baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair
The monkey he got drunk
And sat on the elephant's trunk
The elephant sneezed and went down on his knees
And what became of the monk?

Answer: He was hanging out in the guys junk. :sick:

HA! :floorlaugh:

At least it wasn't a gerbil. :what:
 

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