All Things Britney Spears Part 2

[Jean]

Maybe Britney should take this offer.

'Idol' Judges Offer Britney a Helping Hand

LOS ANGELES (Sept. 14) — Can Simon, Paula and Randy be the ones to turn Britney Spears' career around? They hope so.

FOXNews.com reports that the "American Idol" judges have offered Britney Spears an invitation to follow their guidance, presumably on the hit FOX reality show. The invite comes almost a week after Spears' disastrous comeback attempt at MTV's Video Music Awards show on Sept. 9.

"We have decided we can bring Britney back," said sharp-tongued Simon Cowell. "We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends."

"We always have time for Britney, we love her," added Paula Abdul.

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/t...r-britney-a-helping-hand/20070914071509990001

 

[southcitymom]

The thought of Paula Abdul ushering an insane person towards sanity sounds like the blind leading the blind.

 

[ljwf22]

Well, she certainly needs some guidance!

 

[southcitymom]

Well, she certainly needs some guidance!

Well, sure, but shouldn't we send her someone with an ounce of sense?! Why aren't some sane people queuing up to take the job?

 

[OneLostGrl]

The thought of Paula Abdul ushering an insane person towards sanity sounds like the blind leading the blind.

LMAO! Perhaps they can go to rehab together! Oh yeah, that's right, Paula doesn't drink or do drugs! mmhmm.. :innocent:

 

[Glow]

Paula and Britney?

hmmm...


Hello pot. Meet kettle! :doh:

 

[Lauren]

I AM SO SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ShE needs to go away and get over whatever is up her thong.

 

[Taximom]

Maybe Paula can get Courtney Love to help out too!

 

[becklynn]

I feel sorry for her. Ya know she is wearing a wig because of a melt down. She is not fat but not thin enough to be dressed like she was. And what kind of downers was she on during her performance. She can't need geritol already.

 

[Shazza]

I AM SO SICK OF BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ShE needs to go away and get over whatever is up her thong.

What thong? :crazy:

 

[Mygirlsadie]

Psssshhhhh as if Britney would give anyone from American Idol the time of day! She is waaaaaay bigger then American Idol. (this according to her anyway)

 

[IdahoMom]

Hopefully, a light will go off in Britney's head and she'll get her act together.

 

[englishleigh]

Hopefully, a light will go off in Britney's head and she'll get her act together.

I think the bulb is permanently blown.

 

[Lauren]

Girl needs some mental help and stay off the dope and booze. She also needs to be alone and think about life. Too much too soon. What do parents think are going to happen to these young starlets? Not mature enough and they want easy $$$ IMO..... Let them be young.. :twocents:

 

[southcitymom]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Maybe Paula can get Courtney Love to help out too!

Actually - though I would never define her as sane - Courtney has been clean for some years now and is doing better than I have ever known her to be doing!!

 

[CarpeDiem]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



Actually - though I would never define her as sane - Courtney has been clean for some years now and is doing better than I have ever known her to be doing!!

:waitasec: I don't know about that, Courtney just this week:

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/week_in_review__99915

 

[southcitymom]

:waitasec: I don't know about that, Courtney just this week:

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/week_in_review__99915

Not sane, to be sure, but not loaded! A clean Courtney - even one who looks like she is from outerspace and has landed to eat people - is better for us all!

 

[deanws]

I think the bulb is permanently blown.

Leigh...you are my favorite poster...BUT...what is with the AUBURN banner at the bottom of your posts!!?!?!?

:slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: :slap:

 

[KR2tonenow]

Maybe Paula can get Courtney Love to help out too!

I got to giggle here! I think Lindsay Lohan should be added to the list as well.

 

[KR2tonenow]

I think the bulb is permanently blown.

Quite right!!