All Things Dick Cheney

"Dead Eye Dick" Cheney. Did it say whether he got the bird, or was given the bird??

It's good that they were bird hunting, and not deer hunting.
 


AP Photo: Vice President Dick Cheney, center, accepts a rifle from National Rifle Association President
 
Great one Buzz!

I so wanted to start a thread when I heard this to see who among us could figure out what jokes Jay Leno will have about this tomorrow night. :D :D :clap:

I'm not clever like that to think of jokes, but I think your one about did he get or was given the bird is a perfect one!~

Hey sweetie, I got my new stove last Friday. I'm going to bake in it this afternoon and am sure it will be fine, so expect some goodies soon!

Scandi
 
scandi said:
Great one Buzz!

I so wanted to start a thread when I heard this to see who among us could figure out what jokes Jay Leno will have about this tomorrow night. :D :D :clap:

I'm not clever like that to think of jokes, but I think your one about did he get or was given the bird is a perfect one!~

Hey sweetie, I got my new stove last Friday. I'm going to bake in it this afternoon and am sure it will be fine, so expect some goodies soon!

Scandi


New Republican plan to fix Social Security - shoot the elderly!
 
Buzzm1 said:
"Dead Eye Dick" Cheney. Did it say whether he got the bird, or was given the bird??

It's good that they were bird hunting, and not deer hunting.


That's just so darn funny! :D :D
 
This happened Saturday and we are just now finding out about it.
 
Becba said:
This happened Saturday and we are just now finding out about it.
maybe they wanted to make sure the guy lived!
have to get tose stories straight...just heard on tv that the sun was in Cheneye's eyes:boohoo: :boohoo:

wasn't sure to put this thread here or under crimes:eek:
 
petra said:
maybe they wanted to make sure the guy lived!
have to get tose stories straight...just heard on tv that the sun was in Cheneye's eyes:boohoo: :boohoo:

wasn't sure to put this thread here or under crimes:eek:


More funny stuff Petra - the sun was in his eyes.

I read that the victim approached the VP from behind and did not signal or let the VP know he was there. I know nothing about hunting except are you not suppose to LOOK before you shoot?
 
Another Great one Mic! :D All I can think of is Cheney was hungry and thought he got the big bird!

See, I can't write 'yokes'. Haa Haa Really, he should have his eyes checked. I'm sure Mr Widdington at 78 looks like a withered old bird, but more like a turkey than a grouse!

I give up!



Scandi
 
mic730 said:
New Republican plan to fix Social Security - shoot the elderly!
I wonder if this guy was one of Dick's personal attorneys?

Scandi, that's great news. I've had this very strong craving ever since you first mentioned these Scandinavian treats. I'll be looking foward to them.
 
mic730 said:
More funny stuff!

I read that the victim approached the VP from behind and did not signal or let the VP know he was there. I know nothing about hunting excpet are you not suppose to LOOK before you shoot?
Always know where your hunting partners are.

"The vice president didn't see him," she continued. "The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."

Whittington has been a private practice attorney in Austin since 1950 and has long been active in Texas Republican politics. He's been appointed to several state boards, including when then-Gov. George W. Bush named him to the Texas Funeral Service Commission.

Whittington owns property in Travis County worth at least $11 million, the Austin American-Statesman reported last year, not counting a downtown block at the center of a long-running dispute with the city over a condemnation issue.


Sounds like Harry is one of the boys.
 
Fox did have someone on explaining the connection between the two and what advantage Cheney might have from the association, but I was too busy trying to think up jokes! LOL

Scandi
 
scandi said:
Another Great one Mic! :D All I can think of is Cheney was hungry and thought he got the big bird!

See, I can't write 'yokes'. Haa Haa Really, he should have his eyes checked. I'm sure Mr Widdington at 78 looks like a withered old bird, but more like a turkey than a grouse!

I give up!



Scandi


He got the big bird - oh my I am laughing!
 
Buzzm1 said:
Always know where your hunting partners are.

"The vice president didn't see him," she continued. "The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good."

Whittington has been a private practice attorney in Austin since 1950 and has long been active in Texas Republican politics. He's been appointed to several state boards, including when then-Gov. George W. Bush named him to the Texas Funeral Service Commission.

Whittington owns property in Travis County worth at least $11 million, the Austin American-Statesman reported last year, not counting a downtown block at the center of a long-running dispute with the city over a condemnation issue.

Sounds like Harry is one of the boys.
The texas funeral commission.....LOL:bang:
...how appropriate. Bet they will make him a live long member now!!!
 
George in an inadevertently intercepted telecon to Dick: "Geezus Dick, it isn't as if we didn't already have enough negative press."
 
petra said:
The texas funeral commission.....LOL:bang:
...how appropriate. Bet they will make him a live long member now!!!
Business could have picked up. LOL
 
capps said:
The story in the link said the incident occured late Saturday afternoon.I was listening to CNN and they reported that it happened at 8:30.

I'm not a hunter ... do you usually go quail hunting at dusk?
It had to be 8:30AM.
 

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