I don't know why the police didn't believe GBC. What on earth could he have said to cast doubt in their minds?
When did you last see your wife?.... I last saw my wife when she went for a walk.
When did she go for a walk?... Well I don't know if she went for a walk.
But you just said she went for a walk?....Oh well, yes, she did go for a walk but I don't know when.
How do you know that she went for a walk?.....I just know.
Which way did she go?.....I think she went that way.
Which way did she go?....I think she went this way.
Which way did she go?....She went her favorite way.
Which way did she go?....I haven't got a clue.
When did you last see your wife?....The last time I saw my wife she was sitting on the lounge watching the footy show,just before she went for a walk.
Are you having an affair with another woman....No, definitely NOT!
Have you ever had an affair with another woman? .....Yes, but it's over, it's finished.
Are you sure it's over?......Yes, most certainly...believe me it's well and truly over.
We have spoken to this woman and she says it's ongoing?....Oh yes well I could be wrong, it might not be over. Oh yes, now I remember. Yes I am still seeing her. Sorry, I misunderstood the question.
Were you going to leave your wife for this other woman?......No. That's absurd.
The other woman says you were going to leave your wife in July? Oh, Yes, well that's in July, it's only April. I thought you meant am I going to leave my wife now, in April. I wish you'd be more specific with your questions.
But you were going to leave her in July?.....I can't remember.
What are the marks on your face? Oh I was using an old shaver.
What is the mark on your hand? ....Cut it on a light bulb.
What are the marks on your torso?.....Got attacked by a caterpillar.
Do you have any bruising? Bruising that may have taken place in a struggle?.....No, the bruising hasn't come out yet. It might come out later, after I crash the car. Everybody get's bruising when they crash a car.
Are you intending to crash a car?.... Absolutely not!
Is there anything we should know about? Was there an argument? Was there a struggle?....Oh yes, a very big struggle.
What do you mean?.....Well it was a very big caterpillar!
You say you slept like a log until 6am, is that correct?....Yep, slept like a baby.
Did you use your phone at all during the night?.....Definitely not! I just told you I was asleep all night.
Yes, but we have evidence that you made a face time call in the middle of the night?.....How did you get that information, i didn't think you could trace those calls.
Yes, well you can trace the calls and a call was made from your phone, can you explain that?.....Of course I can explain it...um...just give me a minute....um.
OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE, WHEN FIRST WE PRACTICE TO DECEIVE. Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
Scottish author & novelist (1771 - 1832)
not fact, just my opinion.