***JUST FOR FUN***
THE HOFF of BAYVIEW
David Hasselhoff (a.k.a. ‘The Hoff’
starred as Mitch Buchanan on "Baywatch".
Popular in the 90’s, “Baywatch” featured fit lifeguards saving lives at the beach.
Serial killers may like visiting the beach, but serial killers are NOT lifesavers.
Our Claremont Serial Killer left a murder victim not far from a popular beach.
‘The Hoff’, as Mitch Buchanan, was famous for his talent with the sexy ladies.
But alleged Claremont Serial Killer also answers to this same Hoff nickname.
Supposedly the accused’s ex-wife loved Baywatch’s heartthrob Hasselhoff.
Instead of saving lives, Perth’s own Hoff’s talent precluded murderous fame.
Bayview Terrace and Club Bayview are implicated CSK locations.
Notice the words 'bay-watch' and 'bay-view' are crudely the same.
I wonder if the accused ever considered himself ‘The Hoff of Bayview’.
Celebrating secret double meanings of the harmless Hoff nickname.
Many a time, "Baywatch" was affectionately known as "Babe-Watch".
Episodes featured sexy, hot, beach babes wearing red, skimpy swimsuits.
Women watched hunky Mitch Buchanan. Men watched booby beach babes.
Serial killers searching for female victims also Babe-Watch for pursuits.
Earlier in the 80’s, The Hoff starred as Michael Knight in TV’s "Knight Rider".
Fighting crime with help from a high tech, self-aware, talking car named KITT.
Our CSK attacks in the dark of the night, a more malevolent sort of ‘night-rider’.
One of many serial killers who drive especially equipped cars that include a kit.
In 2006, The Real Hoff murdered a song releasing his cover of "Jump in my Car".
Effectively killing any credibility from his former Baywatch babe-watch fame.
Great theme song for CSK’s regular bog-laps, driving his kit-car on babe-watch!
Dutifully carrying out his carefully planned babe-watch reconnaissance game.
Regarding a certain disturbing doctored Facebook picture of 'Yoda-Hoff'.
Hoff got the ladies. Yoda got the Jedi skills. Who is this odd BRE man?
Using his Jedi skills to rape and bash women; serial killing as self-expression.
Or like many of the era, is BRE just a crazy, messed-up, mad Star Wars fan?
Planet Dagobah, where Yoda lived, had swampy, wet, bog-like conditions.
Like Yoda, accused CSK BRE also lived near bogs, swamps and wetlands.
Even garnering the nickname "Bogsy" from a mishap with local wild life.
In familiar territory, Bogsy left one of his (alleged) victims in local swamplands.
For 20 years, Yoda specifically chose The Dark Side Cave as his home.
This evil cave protected Yoda and concealed his strong Light Side Force.
To survive, Yoda lived within evil darkness to conceal his true light.
The Dark Side Cave made Yoda undetectable to the Dark Side Force.
For 20 plus years, the accused BRE built an illusion of goodness and light.
Parading as an upstanding citizen, volunteer, and doting step-dad enforce.
To survive, BRE created his good-light-side image to conceal his evil-dark-side.
Being a ‘good bloke’ made The Hoff of Bayview undetectable to any police force.
Written by Spooks-R-Us
(6[SUP]th[/SUP] March 2017)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_Rider_(1982_TV_series)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baywatch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hasselhoff
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Side_Cave
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yoda/Legends
https://youtu.be/VAf-3tJfIsM
http://www.news.com.au/national/cou...s/news-story/44d3d60b4c894e632bb30a23a11bc787
