Australian Emus Face Birthday Candle Ban to Prevent Spreading Germs

[Steely Dan]

Well, I fell for that one. I was thinking just like princess.

Seriously though, banning kids from blowing out candles on the cake is ridiculous. Next, are they going to ban them from breathing within a certain distance of each other?

Kids are put things in their mouths, pick their noses, eat strange things and slobber on each other while playing. This candle thing is just stupid, unless the kid is sick and well that's just common sense.

BBM

Aren't kids legally forbidden from getting plastic surgery? :waitasec: