Barnacles Grow Huge Penises

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STOMPING RIGHT ON IN.........

ANTLERS NICE AND POINTY (and Jewled, thanks to Angel)..............STICKS AND PICKS UP PENIS BARNACLES...........

TOSSES THEM BACK INTO THE OCEAN........

Ladies: Hopefully I have saved you from nightmares of HUGE PENISES ENRAPPED AROUND BARNACLES...........OR BARNACLES ENRAPPED AROUND PENISES.

If not...............dream on!!! LOL
 
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Actually, it doesn't work. And they taste terrible.

I heard that if you grind them with a mortar and pestle and use them more as a spice it flavors your meal and also acts as an aphrodisiac:D.

Lion
 
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STOMPING RIGHT ON IN.........

ANTLERS NICE AND POINTY (and Jewled, thanks to Angel)..............STICKS AND PICKS UP PENIS BARNACLES...........

TOSSES THEM BACK INTO THE OCEAN........

Ladies: Hopefully I have saved you from nightmares of HUGE PENISES ENRAPPED AROUND BARNACLES...........OR BARNACLES ENRAPPED AROUND PENISES.

If not...............dream on!!! LOL

Hmmm, I guess you haven't heard what ground up deer antlers are good for? :eek:
 
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