Since everyone else is promising to be on their best behavior, I'm gonna balance things out and engage in some extreme debauchery.
:martini:
Hmmm...:waitasec:...I'm gonna need:
- A rental car
- A bottle...er...case of Patron
- A change of clothes
- A large...no...make that two large drop cloths
- 17 oz blue agave nectar
- A russian translator
- A passport matching my description except using the name, "Sven"
- $104,007.38 in unmarked bills, and pennies
- 6 hrs and 18 mins of time in which I can be unaccounted for
"Beach...you got things covered here?
Since everyone else is promising to be on their best behavior, I'm gonna balance things out and engage in some extreme debauchery.
:martini:
Hmmm...:waitasec:...I'm gonna need:
- A rental car
- A bottle...er...case of Patron
- A change of clothes
- A large...no...make that two large drop cloths
- 17 oz blue agave nectar
- A russian translator
- A passport matching my description except using the name, "Sven"
- $104,007.38 in unmarked bills, and pennies
- 6 hrs and 18 mins of time in which I can be unaccounted for
"Beach...you got things covered here?
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