Beef penis swap spawns lawsuit against local grocer

[margarita25]

Thud.
Who would buy that?

Someone who likes tube steak .

:drumroll:

:floorlaugh:

 

[TrackerSam]

IF Peter Piper had a peck of pizzled penis's ................. :floorlaugh:

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[TrackerSam]

I don't want to post specific recipes (accompanying photos are quite graphic), but if you Google "pizzle recipes", you will find some interesting dishes. :escape:

I'd serve it with 2 large baked potatoes and some hollandaise sauce.

 

[AlwaysShocked]

Indeed, the old saying "you learn something new every day" applies.

 

[margarita25]

omg TrackerSam, lol

 

[Softail]

I'd serve it with 2 large baked potatoes and some hollandaise sauce.

I think I would serve it with Lamb Fries.

 

[Linda7NJ]

They say you are what ya eat


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[my2sense]

Pizzle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Animal consumption[edit]
Pizzles, or Bully Sticks, are almost exclusively used/produced today as chewing treats for dogs.[2] They are prepared from a fibrous muscle, which is cleaned, stretched, twisted and then sun dried, oven baked, or smoked. Wood used in the smoking process can impart its aroma to the pizzle. The result is a very hard, 80–100 centimetres (30–40 in) long brown stick, which is then sawed into pieces appropriate for the size of the dog.[citation needed]

Glue[edit]
The pizzle of a bull was commonly rendered for use as glue.[5]

Human consumption[edit]
In addition to being used as a dog treat, pizzles are also eaten by humans for their health benefits such as being low in cholesterol and high in protein, hormones, vitamins and minerals such as calcium and magnesium.[2] Pizzles for human consumption are prepared either by freezing or by drying. Scottish deer pizzles are thought to boost stamina and were used by Chinese athletes at the 2008 Summer Olympics.[2][6] Pizzles can be served in soup, and if they have been dried they can be turned into a paste. Pizzles may also be mixed with alcoholic beverages or simply thawed (if frozen) and eaten.[2] In Jamaica, bull pizzles are referred to as "cow cods" and are eaten as cow cod soup. Like many pizzle-based foods, cow cod soup is claimed to be a male aphrodisiac.

Everything about this makes me want to throw up :lipssealed::yuck:

 

[margarita25]

I think I would serve it with Lamb Fries.

Or Rocky Mountain Oysters