Big brains mean 'tiny testicles'

[Buzz Mills]

I'll bet they require at least a Masters Degree. They wouldn't want their study flawed by an accidental inclusion of moth balls or something.

Once read where two small peeled onions were inserted in the sacs, because a clumsy nurse dropped. and destroyed the real McCoys. Seems the only problem the unknowing recipient had was that he got an erection every time he walked past a hot dog stand.

 

[Schmerty_Jones]

NOT TRUE! NOT TRUE ! NOT TRUE! Beautiful surgeon's hands! Beautiful surgeon's feet. Beautiful surgeon's ahem ahem & ahem & Clearly a beautiful BRAIN! SO There. Hehehehehehe eat your heart out! :crazy:

 

[blueclouds]

:waitasec: :waitasec: So my husband, who is very nicely "endowed" and his 2 buddies are too............... but he was validectorian. And is at the top of his field in his work. Hummmmmm so what do I have?

BTW, I tease him that I have nothing to share with my girlfriends and complain about cuz he does laundry, baths kids, makes supper and he has never ever had bad body odor!

 

[Jeana (DP)]

Why would a guy want huge balls???? Seems to me that it would just be easier to cart them around if they didn't get in the way.

 

[SewingDeb]

I'd ask my husband's opinion, but I'm not sure you'd want it. He's not real bright

ROFL!! Good one, Mabel.

 

[gardenmom]

:waitasec: :waitasec: So my husband, who is very nicely "endowed" and his 2 buddies are too............... but he was validectorian. And is at the top of his field in his work. Hummmmmm so what do I have?

BTW, I tease him that I have nothing to share with my girlfriends and complain about cuz he does laundry, baths kids, makes supper and he has never ever had bad body odor!

And just how would you know how well endowed your husband's friends are? Or should I ask?

By the way, big balls do not mean a big "bat", get it? Think baseball...

 

[Jeana (DP)]

By the way, big balls do not mean a big "bat", get it? Think baseball...

BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! :woohoo:

 

[Mabel]

The size of the bat doesn't mean a thing if the batter is known for his foul balls.

 

[lex]

I would love to hear a man's reaction to this article....lol.

hi deb! since i give little importance to either i asked my girlfriend which she preferred.... she said, "well lex, it would be nice if you were a little larger." so i went and had a penis enlargement operation. so last nite while we were going over our finances she says, "lex, i wish you had more brains in your head." :waitasec

 

[SewingDeb]

hi deb! since i give little importance to either i asked my girlfriend which she preferred.... she said, "well lex, it would be nice if you were a little larger." so i went and had a penis enlargement operation. so last nite while we were going over our finances she says, "lex, i wish you had more brains in your head." :waitasec:

lol mable!

LOL Hi Lex, glad you asked now?

 

[Buzz Mills]

And just how would you know how well endowed your husband's friends are? Or should I ask?

By the way, big balls do not mean a big "bat", get it? Think baseball...

Forvever, let it be known that I am recommending g/m's post for the "Comeback Post Of The Year Award."

Now all we have to do is wait, very, very, patiently, for the referenced poster to provide us with a somewhat reasonable explanation.

 

[Buzz Mills]

hi deb! since i give little importance to either i asked my girlfriend which she preferred.... she said, "well lex, it would be nice if you were a little larger." so i went and had a penis enlargement operation. so last nite while we were going over our finances she says, "lex, i wish you had more brains in your head." :waitasec

Lex, most of these women have no appreciation, as to what we men our willing to go through, in an effort to keep them happy.

There's no limit.

But we need to get use to change, change, change, change, change, change,change, as they have all been known to change their minds frequently.

 

[PaperDoll]

The size of the bat doesn't mean a thing if the batter is known for his foul balls.

:laugh: :laugh: that was too funny Mabel...

 

[H0NEYWEST]

This reminds me of a really BAD joke . . .
Q: Have you ever smelled mothballs?
A: Yes!
Comment: How did you get their little legs apart?
I don't know why, but it always makes me laugh! heheh

Lol! That was exactly the joke I was thinking of!

 

[ziggy]

I can't believe they didn't even contact me for the ball size checking job! Darn.

 

[LButler]

I've always told my friends and family that I was gonna write a book someday and the title would be:

Balls or Brains, but you can't have both!!

Now, there's research to support my theory!!

 

[shadowangel]

I can't believe they didn't even contact me for the ball size checking job! Darn.

Your dream job is measuring bat testicles? Does that come with any fringe benefits?

 

[mysteriew]

Lex, most of these women have no appreciation, as to what we men our willing to go through, in an effort to keep them happy.

There's no limit.

But we need to get use to change, change, change, change, change, change,change, as they have all been known to change their minds frequently.

Yet through it all, most men still won't put the toilet seat down, stop and ask for directions, learn to listen to the important women in their lives, learn to actually talk to the important women, keep track of important dates like birthdays and anniversaries and .............should I go on?
Now who needs to change, LOL?

 

[shadowangel]

Yet through it all, most men still won't put the toilet seat down, stop and ask for directions, learn to listen to the important women in their lives, learn to actually talk to the important women, keep track of important dates like birthdays and anniversaries and .............should I go on?
Now who needs to change, LOL?

What is this, "Dueling Stereotypes"?
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[Buzz Mills]

Lex, most of these women have no appreciation, as to what we men our willing to go through, in an effort to keep them happy.

There's no limit.

But we need to get use to change, change, change, change, change, change,change, as they have all been known to change their minds frequently.

Sometimes the worst part of responding on a forum, such as this one, is that some people wouldn't pick up on the intended humor, if it jumped up, and bit 'em right on the a$$.