Brittney Files for Divorce!!!!!!

[southcitymom]

:laugh: :laugh:

I used to work in a bank and I still like money.

 

[southcitymom]

Yeah, I have always wondered if my gyno has a sex life. When I was a teenager I worked at an ice cream shop and got to where I couldn't stand ice cream. Is it the same this for gynos and vaginas?

In high school the Dad of one of my best friends was a gynecologist and he was a total hound dog who got in all sorts of trouble with his extramarital love of the hoo-hoo. I think he went into the field because he LOVED vaginas and working in it didn;t seem to abate his desire one bit!

 

[ember]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yeah, I have always wondered if my gyno has a sex life. When I was a teenager I worked at an ice cream shop and got to where I couldn't stand ice cream. Is it the same this for gynos and vaginas?

That cracked me up! but I wonder....

 

[BirdieBoo]

I think the topic of Britney showing her hoo-hoo to paparazzi should really be moved to "Crimes in the News"

 

[tezi]

I think the topic of Britney showing her hoo-hoo to paparazzi should really be moved to "Crimes in the News"

I agree. It should be a crime to show your hoo-hoo to the paparazzi! Well, maybe it is everywhere else! LOL

 

[reportertype]

The AP even did a story about the hoo-ha of death. This is the headline they stuck on it:

Something naked this way comes: Britney’s crotch shots show a good girl gone bad

 

[LinasK]

my meaning is she has shed her 'image' entirely, now. and i have no idea how she may market herself, nor what her market may be.

for a woman, in her position, i believe she's damaged goods - totally. bad move. unless she wants to get a Playboy/Penthouse/Hustler deal? which will maybe net $1m - although as she's shown herself for free, maybe not that much?

My husband's comment: "She's shopping(advertising) for a new husband!"

 

[southcitymom]

My husband's comment: "She's shopping(adenvertising) for a new husband!"

If that's true, all she really needs to flash is her checkbook!

 

[tezi]

If that's true, all she really needs to flash is her checkbook!

She may not have much left in that checkbook after K-Fed gets done!

My son came home from school today and asked me what a beaver shot was! I don't think he's ever heard a hoo-hoo referred to as a beaver before! He's 15, and after I choked on my craisins, I told him to ask his father. But, I asked him why he asked, and he said he heard Britney's beaver shot was on the Internet. Well, I was saved. His father came in and told him that Britney was going commando and that there were pictures. He told his dad he thought that was disgusting. He's not into girls right now. It's hunting season, so I'm not too worried. And no he didn't ask to see it. I would have told him no anyway, my computer can't handle that!

 

[southcitymom]

She may not have much left in that checkbook after K-Fed gets done!

My son came home from school today and asked me what a beaver shot was! I don't think he's ever heard a hoo-hoo referred to as a beaver before! He's 15, and after I choked on my craisins, I told him to ask his father. But, I asked him why he asked, and he said he heard Britney's beaver shot was on the Internet. Well, I was saved. His father came in and told him that Britney was going commando and that there were pictures. He told his dad he thought that was disgusting. He's not into girls right now. It's hunting season, so I'm not too worried. And no he didn't ask to see it. I would have told him no anyway, my computer can't handle that!

Wow, Tez - you're my hero - as are all who are raising teenage boys. My sons are 4 and 6...it's hard to imagine they'll be asking about beaver shots one day!

 

[englishleigh]

Wow, Tez - you're my hero - as are all who are raising teenage boys. My sons are 4 and 6...it's hard to imagine they'll be asking about beaver shots one day!

She's my hero b/c her son is 15 and doesn't already know what one is!!!

 

[tezi]

She's my hero b/c her son is 15 and doesn't already know what one is!!!

I have kept him pretty well sheltered from girls. Plus, he has two older sisters, so he knows what PITAs teenage girls are. He's into "man things." Car repair, hunting, house projects, just about anything he can do with his dad. But, he still snuggles up with me at times. He's the baby, until the grandbaby arrives. But, I've already told him, he'll always be my baby. He's worried that he's going to be replaced when the new grandbaby comes, so I've been telling him that's not going to happen and so has his dad.

 

[englishleigh]

I have kept him pretty well sheltered from girls. Plus, he has two older sisters, so he knows what PITAs teenage girls are. He's into "man things." Car repair, hunting, house projects, just about anything he can do with his dad. But, he still snuggles up with me at times. He's the baby, until the grandbaby arrives. But, I've already told him, he'll always be my baby. He's worried that he's going to be replaced when the new grandbaby comes, so I've been telling him that's not going to happen and so has his dad.

That is SO sweet, Tez. I hope my son will be like that. He is 10 and he still likes to snuggle with his mom. You're a very good mother. :blowkiss:

 

[tezi]

Wow, Tez - you're my hero - as are all who are raising teenage boys. My sons are 4 and 6...it's hard to imagine they'll be asking about beaver shots one day!

Just don't have craisins in your mouth when they ask. :crazy: LOL And trust me, boys are a lot easier than girls. It's been my experience that boys always love their moms, whereas girls think their moms are idiots. LOL I have two of each. My oldest daughter has decided that I need to be a grandma, so I will be one in June. At least she will graduate high school before she has the little one. My youngest daughter just turned 16 yesterday. And she's just a mess. But, a mess in a good way now. A year ago, we had so many problems with both girls, but things have really turned around with the exception of my daughter getting pregnant.

 

[tezi]

That is SO sweet, Tez. I hope my son will be like that. He is 10 and he still likes to snuggle with his mom. You're a very good mother. :blowkiss:

I try to be englishleigh. Last year I could have sold both my daughters to the gypsies and it wouldn't have bothered me a bit. What a difference a year makes, I actually can talk to them and enjoy being around them.

 

[Mabel]

............... Last year I could have sold both my daughters to the gypsies...............

Could you PM their phone number to me, please?

 

[LinasK]

My oldest daughter has decided that I need to be a grandma, so I will be one in June. At least she will graduate high school before she has the little one. A year ago, we had so many problems with both girls, but things have really turned around with the exception of my daughter getting pregnant.

At least she's graduating high school although pregnant, not like in the old days where she'd be sent off to a home for pregnant girls and not get to finish school...

 

[englishleigh]

I try to be englishleigh. Last year I could have sold both my daughters to the gypsies and it wouldn't have bothered me a bit. What a difference a year makes, I actually can talk to them and enjoy being around them.

You know, Tez, you can do all you can but sometimes they are still going to do their own thing. Your daughter is very blessed to have you, so understanding and loving and a good grandma-to-be!! You are loving both your daughters through their messes...and that makes you a GREAT mother and person. Hugs to you...to all of you. So happy everything is happy now for you.

 

[tezi]

Could you PM their phone number to me, please?

Sure, have you sent my check for my next bag of Depends?

I swear last year it wouldn't have hurt me to see them go join the circus or the gypsies. I thought I was going insane. But now, everything is ok. They still have their moments, but it's nothing like the crap they put us through last year.

My husband just said they had Britney's hoo-hoo on Extra. He said he's sick of hearing about her hoo-hoo. He thinks she scuzzy, he always has. I used to kind of like her until she took up with K-Fed. And don't even get the poor man started on Paris Hilton. OMG!!! He absolutely hates that girl.

Both girls have stated their opinion on the Britney hoo-hoo deal. Disgusting, both of them agreed. The younger one said and I quote, "What are her kids going to think?"

 

[tezi]

At least she's graduating high school although pregnant, not like in the old days where she'd be sent off to a home for pregnant girls and not get to finish school...

I was so disappointed in her, I wanted so much more for her. But someone on another thread pointed out these things happen for a reason, so I am going to try to be happy about this baby. Both my husband and I told her that finishing high school was part of the deal, that we would support her, but not graduating would not be part of the scenario.