The family is about to give a live news conference. I'm sure we're going to hear about what a nice guy Farook was and how he loved to play with puppies and how he would "give anybody the shirt off his back in order to help them".
He was a great son, a better dad, and a wonderful husband. They'll say all the typical stuff people say right after somebody dies, as well as right after they unexpectedly (or not) turn into a mass murderer.
I need to prepare myself. Does anybody know the name of that medicine you can take to keep from throwing up ? Normally, I would just drink a bunch of cold beer, but I'm totally out of it right now and far too lazy to drive down to the store to buy some more.