Casey's Pants & the Knife and The Cleaning of the Pontiac

[Crafti]

No, you are not the only one. I have been wondering myself ever since Mark E. said that.

Thank you!!! I don't feel so overly suspicious and alone anymore.

 

[Siren]

Yesterday I was cleaning out the trunk of my car and I found a fork. No one uses my car but me and the fork matches my silverware so I must have somehow left the fork in my trunk. I'm still trying figure out how a fork ended up in my car trunk. I'm at a loss! When I read about the knife in KC's trunk I thought she must have known why the knife was there, but now....having had a mysterious fork appear in my car trunk, I'm baffled!

 

[fortytwo]

Yesterday I was cleaning out the trunk of my car and I found a fork. No one uses my car but me and the fork matches my silverware so I must have somehow left the fork in my trunk. I'm still trying figure out how a fork ended up in my car trunk. I'm at a loss! When I read about the knife in KC's trunk I thought she must have known why the knife was there, but now....having had a mysterious fork appear in my car trunk, I'm baffled!

Odd you should mention this. About a year ago I gave my truck a thorough and much needed scouring. I found a sandwich bag under the passenger seat. Inside were 2 forks, 2 spoons, 2 knives.

Stainless.

I didn't put it there. I still don't know who did.

I hope they're not KC's.

 

[Hot Dogs]

Yesterday I was cleaning out the trunk of my car and I found a fork. No one uses my car but me and the fork matches my silverware so I must have somehow left the fork in my trunk. I'm still trying figure out how a fork ended up in my car trunk. I'm at a loss! When I read about the knife in KC's trunk I thought she must have known why the knife was there, but now....having had a mysterious fork appear in my car trunk, I'm baffled!

Odd you should mention this. About a year ago I gave my truck a thorough and much needed scouring. I found a sandwich bag under the passenger seat. Inside were 2 forks, 2 spoons, 2 knives.

Stainless.

I didn't put it there. I still don't know who did.

Why does this stuff happen, yet nobody can ever find missing socks? Has anyone ever opened their silverware drawer and found a sock that doesn't belong to them?

 

[fortytwo]

Why does this stuff happen, yet nobody can ever find missing socks? Has anyone ever opened their silverware drawer and found a sock that doesn't belong to them?

I haven't, and I'd better not. It took way too long to get over the silverware in the truck with my DH, and if she starts finding strange socks in the kitchen drawers I'm really gonna be in the doghouse. (It's too cold to sleep out there.)

ETA: Love your sig.

 

[Rumpole]

I haven't, and I'd better not. It took way to long to get over the silverware in the truck with my DH, and if she starts finding strange socks in the kitchen drawers I'm really gonna be in the doghouse. (It's too cold to sleep out there.)

ETA: Love your sig.

Did anybody see pocket fluff mentioned?

 

[ThoughtElf]

Snort!!!

Nobody eats chili with a knife!

I eat chili with corn chips.

 

[ThoughtElf]

OK, I wasn't paying attention for a while there, but it seems we're up to eleventy-seven knives, and how many sporks?

 

[fortytwo]

OK, I wasn't paying attention for a while there, but it seems we're up to eleventy-seven knives, and how many sporks?

Oh, no...

Hercule!!! We forgot ALL ABOUT the sporks.

 

[Rumpole]

Oh, no...

Hercule!!! We forgot ALL ABOUT the sporks.

Sporkes is OT

This is strictly knives and pants thread. We can stretch it to the other stuff that CA collected out of the Pontiac, but that's it.

 

[fortytwo]

Sporkes is OT

This is strictly knives and pants thread. We can stretch it to the other stuff that CA collected out of the Pontiac, but that's it.

Mea Culpa.

I have to admit to some confusion about the pants. Was there one pair or two?

Is a pair of pants TWO pants?

No... we'd better not go there.

 

[Rumpole]

Mea Culpa.

I have to admit to some confusion about the pants. Was there one pair or two?

Is a pair of pants TWO pants?

No... we'd better not go there.

WWNGS?

What Would NG Say?

"Breaking News"

"Tot Mom Trousers Found at crime scene and seen near book in Crime scene shock photo blowup"

 

[Chilly Willy]

I eat chili with corn chips.

Chilly eats corn chips with bean dip.

 

[Rumpole]

Chilly eats corn chips with bean dip.

Do you use a knife?

 

[Chilly Willy]

Do you use a knife?

No, a machete.

 

[ThoughtElf]

Chilly eats corn chips with bean dip.

I bet a knife could cut through the results of that bean dip the next day.

ETA *welcome back*

 

[fortytwo]

WWNGS?

What Would NG Say?

"Breaking News"

"Tot Mom Trousers Found at crime scene and seen near book in Crime scene shock photo blowup"

Is it safe to give her any more ideas?

 

[Rumpole]

Is it safe to give her any more ideas?

I wont have a word said against her!

Brightens my day up now.

I join the thread 10mins before kick off with the rest of the fans.

It's a laugh a minute.

 

[fortytwo]

I wont have a word said against her!

Brightens my day up now.

I join the thread 10mins before kick off with the rest of the fans.

It's a laugh a minute.

You're obviously referring to a completely different NG that I'm unfamiliar with.

Was it a bad head wound?

Sometimes if you sit down and put your head down between your knees the feeling will pass.

 

[ThoughtElf]

What else will pass if you bend over like that? And will it effect the pants? Which pants? Do they fit Nancy, or should the be altered with the knife?