Cleanup on Aisle 10 after man commits act of bestiality with stuffed horse

[whoizzit]

Just an FYI - this is from October 2014.. but still crazy.

Buzzkill!

I keed. I keed.

Bc this will never not be bizarre, nasty and funny all at the same time.

 

[whoizzit]

Florida Man strikes again.

We had a guy they nicknamed Sweet Pea at our WM.. He would go to ladies lingerie dept and do this. Regularly. He liked to do it when the ladies working in that dept. knew what he was doing. He laughed while he was doing it.

This wd have prompted the emergency use of a fire extinguisher for me. Full bore.

 

[Trident]

Floridian, 19, Arrested For Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal Inside Walmart Store

How exactly, I wonder, do these things happen? How, one wonders, while strolling the Clearance Aisle in Walmart at 3:00 in the afternoon does the overwhelming urge to have sex with an inanimate object become strong enough to grab it and flee with it to the bed linen department in order to defile it?

Is it some drug that causes this? Something in the water? What is it that causes an innocent looking 19 year old to become a stuffed animal defiler?

And - is there any type of permanent registration required of those who commit this type of heinous crime?required

At first, when I saw the title, I was horrified, wondered why anyone would post such a thing. After I read the post I found myself laughing. Now, I have to ask myself what this means. Does it mean I have come to accept the unacceptable, or does it mean our society/civilization/world, has gone completely insane?

Of course, it could just mean drugs or dementia. Even so . . .what have we become?

 

[cody22]

Why did I click on this thread ? Why did I read it all the way to the current last post ?.........I need a nice peaceful nap.....moo

 

[whoizzit]

At first, when I saw the title, I was horrified, wondered why anyone would post such a thing. After I read the post I found myself laughing. Now, I have to ask myself what this means. Does it mean I have come to accept the unacceptable, or does it mean our society/civilization/world, has gone completely insane?

Of course, it could just mean drugs or dementia. Even so . . .what have we become?

Comic relief? Dark humor?

If you don't laugh, you'll weep?

Laughter at a bozo who glibly explains away a ludicrous act, committed in a very public place with cameras galore, doesn't equal acceptance in my book.

I think you're fully ok if you howled like at banshee at his stupidity while also feeling totally disgusted and creeped out by him/the story.

BTW, the title was the funniest part to me!