CO - Alleged hit & run DUI kills 42 sheep

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Story & video at Denver Post links below:

Allegedly drunk woman arrested after 38 sheep killed in hit-and-run
Thirty-eight sheep died, and another 12 were injured in the accident near Monte Vista.

Death toll rises in southern Colorado sheep DUI crash
Lynn Ann Michel, of Monte Vista, faces several charges in the San Luis Valley crash

 

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Ewe how disgusting, she must of been three sheeps to the wind. Maybe she was a sheep at the wheel. I'd say this thread's "ewe"nique.

 

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Driver "clearly mutton dressed as lamb," says sheep survivor.

 

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Man she must of been really sheep faced, OK I know my puns are baaaad. This sounds like something out of a bad movie like "A Little Sheep of Horrors". Clearly she's a wolf dressed in sheep's clothing, so thanks for mutton.