CO - Father Robert Whipkey for indecent exposure, Frederick, 2007

[SeriouslySearching]

This guy is not a nudist! This guy is out for his jollies and has included children as his audience. He is a danger.

 

[Nova]

This guy is not a nudist! This guy is out for his jollies and has included children as his audience. He is a danger.

Oh, I agree, SS. That's what I was trying to say. This is not garden-variety nudism.

I don't know if he is dangerous or just sort of nuts. Jogging at dawn in that place is very high-risk behavior. Most actual pedophiles are, alas, more crafty.

 

[tezi]

Oh, I agree, SS. That's what I was trying to say. This is not garden-variety nudism.

I don't know if he is dangerous or just sort of nuts. Jogging at dawn in that place is very high-risk behavior. Most actual pedophiles are, alas, more crafty.

Father Bob has a few issues that is for sure! OMG, I would probably die if I ran across my priest jogging in the buff.

Nova, I don't think "crafty" is the look or action Father Bob is going for! I think he's going for the more "Notice Me" approach, if that makes sense!?

O/T....I told my MIL about this, and she told me it was on the news here in AR. She told me she almost died laughing and thought of me immediately. It must be big news if AR is reporting it....LOL

 

[SeriouslySearching]

LOL Oh, I soooo want to make Arkansas jokes at the moment. (Being from Oklahoma...I have SO many of them!) <TYING can?t I so back my behind hands>

 

[SewingDeb]

Years ago, a customer of ours went off his meds and was arrested for "Going Naked to the Terror of the Neighborhood"...lol. I didn't even know there was such a law.

 

[tezi]

Years ago, a customer of ours went off his meds and was arrested for "Going Naked to the Terror of the Neighborhood"...lol. I didn't even know there was such a law.

OMG! LOL!!!! My husband found the song "The Streak" for me today. I laughed so hard, and I spit out my Powerade when Ray Stevens says "he likes to turn the other cheek!" That song is hysterical. Poor Ethel! LMAO...

Father Bob probably went naked to "The Terror of the Neighborhood!"

I need to go find the words to "The Streak," and post them for Father Bob. I need another good laugh today.

 

[tezi]

RAY STEVENS​

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THE STREAK - 15/06/1974
1 week at #1 - 12 weeks on chart

Hello, everyone, This is your Action News reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened

Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters and here he comes
Runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits ''n' vegetables
Nekked as a jaybird
'n' I hollered over t'Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL", 'n' it's too late
She'd already been INcensed

(Here he comes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(There he goes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(And he ain't wearin' no clothes)

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak
(Looka dat, looka dat)
Fastest thing on two feet
Looka dat, looka dat
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gun give us a peek
Oh, yes they call him The Streak
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He likes to show off his physique
(Looka dat, looka dat)
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public critique

This is your Action News reporter once again and we're here at the gas station
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened

Yeah, I did
I's just in here gettin' my tawres checked 'n' he just appeared outta the back
Come streakin' around the grease rack there-didn't have nuthin on but a smile
I looked at her and Ethel was gettin' 'er a cold drink
I hollered "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL" But it's too late, she'd already been MOONED
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers

(He ain't crude)
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He ain't rude)
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He's just in the mood to run in the nude)

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He likes to turn the other cheek
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He's always makin' the news wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

Once again, your Action News reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened

Yeah, I did
Halftime, I's just goin' down there to get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come, right outta the cheap seats, dribblin'
Right down the middle of the floor
Didn't have on nothin' but his Keds
Made a hook shot and got out through the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL"
Too late. She'd already got a free shot
Grandstand. Right there in front of the home team

(Whoa, yes they call him The Streak)
Here he comes again
(Looka dat, looka dat)
Who's that with him
(Fastest thing on two feet)
"Ethel! Is that you Ethel
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He's just as proud as he can be)
What do you think you're doin
(Of his anatomy )
(He gonna give us a peek)
You get your clothes on
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak
"Ethel, where you goin'"
(He likes to show off his physique)
"Ethel, you shameless hussy"
(If there's an audience to be found)
(He'll be streakin' A-round)
(Invitin' public critique)
Say it isn't SO, Ethel
"ETHEL" ​

 

[Taximom]

OMG! LOL!!!! My husband found the song "The Streak" for me today. I laughed so hard, and I spit out my Powerade when Ray Stevens says "he likes to turn the other cheek!" That song is hysterical. Poor Ethel! LMAO...

Father Bob probably went naked to "The Terror of the Neighborhood!"

I need to go find the words to "The Streak," and post them for Father Bob. I need another good laugh today.

Here's the music video, Tez. I hope you enjoy it!

((Tez))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85krLPrWWTY

 

[Taximom]

I don't think that law applies to Brad Pitt or George Clooney.

 

[tezi]

Here's the music video, Tez. I hope you enjoy it!

((Tez))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85krLPrWWTY

Thank you Taximom! That song is just too much. It brings a whole new meaning to turning the other cheek, doesn't it? LOL

((Taximom)) You made my night!

 

[close_enough]

O/T......but this was a thread that i know Jovin has posted on, so hopefully she'll get an email of this response.....

check your pm's here at WS when you can....preferably today or tomorrow

 

[tezi]

Father Bob Convicted....(Actually ex-Father Bob now)

GREELEY — The Rev. Robert Whipkey was convicted of indecent exposure Thursday evening after a one-day trial.
The jury of four women and two men found the former pastor guilty after about two hours of deliberations, following a trial that lasted about five hours.



Whipkey, 54, did not show any reaction when the verdict was read, and he left the courtroom stone-faced with his eyes lowered. He faces between six and 18 months in prison when he is sentenced on Aug. 11.

He could have to register as a sex offender as well. Before he is sentenced, Whipkey must either undergo a sex-offender evaluation or turn in the results of a similar evaluation he had in November.



~~~SNIP~~~

Officer Zachariah Hahn was sure Whipkey was naked, even before he shined his flashlight on the man, he testified.

“I was honestly shocked. At first, I didn’t know what to think,” said Hahn, who had just ended his shift and was watering his lawn when he saw Whipkey.

“I thought maybe the man was wearing tan clothing,” Hahn testified. When he looked back up, he thought, “Is this man nude? Surely not. Who would be walking down the street nude?”

Hahn had never before seen a naked man walking on Fifth Street, he testified.



~~~SNIP~~~

http://www.timescall.com/news_story.asp?ID=9344