^^What "she said" as translated through someone who uses appropriate grammar and knew to modify her tone ^^
What I hear -
Hey! I know G is missing, but I'm still married to A and don't anybody forget that. and I can use the cool, fancy word "theatre" - watch me.
And people are MEAN to me lately. Even the police.
And there might be some blood in the garage. And in the house. (eta and in the yard leading to the gate and also on the truck..) I tried to clean it up, damn.
And we went for a hike, so I could take some selfies.
And there's a gate on the side of our fence that I hope is out of video view. Fingers crossed...
And oh yeah - there's another person involved in G's disappearance,
and police told me not to tell you any of this,
but It's all about ME so I wanted to tell the reporter all about MEE! even tho it could be a hinderance (another big word yall!) to the investigation. Because it's allll about meeeee.
MOO