CO - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[Vern]

Geez, lots of reporters getting poop scoops lately.

 

[Filly]

After my divorce some years ago I bought a 102 year old house across from the city cemetery, a huge park like setting with some really weird areas, my favorite kind. I had a nice porch swing and used to sit on it a lot. One day I was sitting there minding my own business and an older lady walked by on the sidewalk really fast and headed straight to a big bush across the street, dropped her drawers and took a dump with cars going by, not a care in the world. My fecal phantom seemed to have an emergency but this lady in NM is doing it out of spite it seems. I like his idea of hosing her down

Ohhhhh that is too much.

Your swing must be phenomenal to people watch. Nobody better dare poop on it.

 

[PommyMommy]

DoorDash anyone?

NOV 17, 2021
DoorDash driver poops in Brentwood CA apartment lobby | The Sacramento Bee
[...]

A DoorDash driver could be seen pulling up her dress and pooping on a lobby trash can after making a delivery to the Brentwood complex Friday, Nov. 12, Stanley told KNBC.

“This girl purposely got out of the elevator, saw the trash can there, didn’t even try to get on top of it in the hole,” Stanley told KABC. “I can’t ever unsee what I saw in that tape.”

The woman, who also left a trail of feces to the door, did not even try to clean up the mess, Stanley told KNBC. The security footage stunned her.

[...]

“This is a health issue,” Stanley told KTTV. “You have a human being who’s taking a poop in the middle of her job in a lobby of an apartment building and then resuming her job, which is delivering and touching food.”

[...]

 

[margarita25]

 

[PommyMommy]

Omg, at the end, the reporter says, "Perhaps she should buy a treadmill!"

 

[Barnabas]

What in the heck?

 

[Filly]

DoorDash anyone?

NOV 17, 2021
DoorDash driver poops in Brentwood CA apartment lobby | The Sacramento Bee
[...]

A DoorDash driver could be seen pulling up her dress and pooping on a lobby trash can after making a delivery to the Brentwood complex Friday, Nov. 12, Stanley told KNBC.

“This girl purposely got out of the elevator, saw the trash can there, didn’t even try to get on top of it in the hole,” Stanley told KABC. “I can’t ever unsee what I saw in that tape.”

The woman, who also left a trail of feces to the door, did not even try to clean up the mess, Stanley told KNBC. The security footage stunned her.

[...]

“This is a health issue,” Stanley told KTTV. “You have a human being who’s taking a poop in the middle of her job in a lobby of an apartment building and then resuming her job, which is delivering and touching food.”

[...]

A question. Was she wearing a regulated N95?

Two comments. This is why I don't forage in the city. As always the old adage is true "Don't mess with your food handlers"

 

[tlcya]

The victim's credit cards, a knife and her bookbag were on the ground nearby, say police.

But something else allegedly tipped off authorities: a poop stain on the man's shirt, police say.
Dog Leaves Unusual Stain on Miami Man's Shirt, Helping Police Connect Him to Alleged Armed Robbery

 

[tlcya]

“I was waiting in line, getting my daily coffee … and all of a sudden, brown dropped onto my vehicle,” Browne said. “It was like it rained brown for a second… I got out, and I went to the car in front of me. I was like, ‘What just happened to us?’ And he was like, ‘I have no idea.’”

Browne says her car and that of the driver in front of her were fully covered in the substance, which Browne believes was feces.

“I was looking around, like ‘Who threw it at us?’ But it was very high. It came straight down. It hit on my roof, on my hood. It was all the way down my side,” she said. “Also, my child was with me, so I’m glad the windows weren’t open.”

Browne’s young son described the experience.

“Something landed on my mom’s car,” he said. “It stinked. It was poop.”
Mystery ‘poop’ rains down on cars in drive-thru, family says

 

[margarita25]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/06/07/a-corporate-executive-led-a-secret-double-life-as-australias-poo-jogger/

A corporate executive led a secret double life — as Australia’s ‘poo jogger’

 

[SweetDreamsAreMadeOfCheez]

I remember a few years back hearing a news story about a jogger pooping in people's yards in Colorado Springs. Apparently this is popular thing all over the world. Have these folks not moved on from the anal stage of development? Where is Freud when you need him..

 

[Tricia]

Hey Everyone,

We really need your help with this one.

Right now, the police are not actively working on the case — but we’ve been contacted by a group (can’t share who just yet) that’s stepping up to help find answers.

A mother-daughter podcast team is also investigating the case. You might have seen them on our Websleuths LIVE stream last night!

If you’re in the Colorado Springs area and have any information about this case — or want to help find The Mad Pooper — please reach out to Kylie and Cami at [email protected].

Please note: getting involved is completely up to you. I’ve spoken personally with the people involved, and they’re professional, but it’s entirely your choice to check things out and decide for yourself.

 

[jackornaught]

It's the mystery of the front yard deuce.

 

[Fraize]

It's the mystery of the front yard deuce.

One of the rare unreleased Hardy Boys books.

 

[Megsc]

http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property


"A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.

"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby."


lol @ "malicious fecal distribution"

More and video at link.

I did not expect that when I came on this thread lmao

 

[acutename]

2018- seen it all before:

Track & Field Poop Mystery Solved After NJ ...​

NBC Connecticut
https://www.nbcconnecticut.com › national-international




May 3, 2018 — Track & Field Poop Mystery Solved After NJ Superintendent Caught in the Act, Police Say ... feces on the track and football field "on a daily ...

Superintendent Accused of Pooping on Track Resigns​

People.com
https://people.com › Crime › Crime News




Jul 31, 2018 — The New Jersey superintendent arrested in May for allegedly pooping on Holmdel High School's track and football field has resigned from his position.


For sure runners, people with jobs in cars, anyone could have an accident- ate something bad, getting sick... however, when it is repeated, well, has to be a psychological thing... some repressed hatred or scorn or just a return to infancy IMO.

 

[dotr]

dbm.

 

[KBlackRabbit]

One of the rare unreleased Hardy Boys books.

There aren’t enough Scooby Snacks in the world for this one.

 

[knla]

Maybe she is pooping there because it's a safe, private spot. She feels comfortable pooping there.
I had a policeman come ask me for my surveillance because one of the neighbors saw a lady peeing in the road. I said all the stuff that goes on in this neighborhood and someone is complaining about someone peeing in the road. I have bladder issues so I was sympathetic to her. When you have to go you have to go. But I figured she was doing something else so I sent him the surveillance.
The policeman said people poop all over. That's why it is against the law.

 

[truthfinder2019]

She even had a spokesman LOL

'Mad pooper' jogger offers explanation

The woman nicknamed the 'mad pooper' claims she's well within her rights.

www.nzherald.co.nz

Cannot believe this and the,coverage it got !!!