Confessions Of... A Lifeguard

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Just because you watch Jersey Shore or—worse—were a member of the David Hasselhoff International Fan Club doesn't mean you really know what it's like to be a lifeguard. To find out, we went to the source: a veteran whistle-blower at a New Jersey beach. Enjoy your swimming!

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Dark Knight said:
Just because you watch Jersey Shore or—worse—were a member of the David Hasselhoff International Fan Club doesn't mean you really know what it's like to be a lifeguard. To find out, we went to the source: a veteran whistle-blower at a New Jersey beach. Enjoy your swimming!

http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-40520480
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Omg, propping an orange or apple under their chins to make it appear they're looking straight out at the water, while asleep!

That's interesting. :eek:
 
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Quiche said:
Omg, propping an orange or apple under their chins to make it appear they're looking straight out at the water, while asleep!

That's interesting. :eek:
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Could have made for a Very Special Episode of Baywatch.
 
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Nova said:
Could have made for a Very Special Episode of Baywatch.
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Pamela Anderson didn't need an apple or orange to prop her chin up. :crazy:
 
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