The police sergeant was welcoming us to quarantine, wedged in the doorframe of the bus.
"We've heard every excuse under the sun to get an upgrade, but the answer is no," he said. "Try picking up the guitar to pass your time."
After almost a year, five cancelled flights, possibly three cases of COVID and thousands of dollars, we had finally made it home.
Arriving in Australia is entirely different to landing in the UK, where borders have remained open and quarantine is completed at a nominated residence.
It has proven financially, mentally and physically testing for myself and thousands of other Australians. But it has been worth it. The death toll here is 909. The UK has passed 100,000.
Towards the end of the year, as people were forced inside with the cold weather, cases inevitably began to climb.
A friend who had been at home in an apartment for six months with her children went to one outdoor kid's party and contracted the virus within a week, along with all the attendees.
Another broke up with her partner after he refused to let her flatmate's asthma "dictate his lifestyle".
The "COVID fight" was a thing. How careful you were seemed to signify your values of community, respect, safety and hygiene. People around me were confronted by each other's judgment and hypocrisy.
And then, this abstract idea we'd been revolving around was happening. At dawn, we stood outside Heathrow, pulling down our masks to take the last breath of fresh air until we would be released in Australia more than 16 days later. It started snowing.
It was difficult to breathe on the plane, between the mask and recirculated air for 28 hours (we had to stay in our seats while refuelling in Singapore). And yet we were so relieved, knowing we were the lucky few.
The chaos of this past year makes the kindnesses stand out. Finding gifts from friends by our window in quarantine. Taking part in community projects. The neighbourhood banding together to make sure those who were vulnerable had everything they needed. Watching heroes show up everywhere.
Even the "Welcome Home/ Thank you for Keeping Australia Safe" drawn in colourful texta on a paper bag in our hotel room.
Five cancelled flights, three likely COVID cases and thousands of dollars later, we're finally home