Could this be how the world ends in 2012?

[gitana1]

There are some great articles on the Doomsday cult on CNN right now with excellent videos. (It's so sad how they are making their kids feel).They are finally getting national attention:

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C2

http://www.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/03/06/judgment.day.caravan/index.html

 

[Steely Dan]

There are some great articles on the Doomsday cult on CNN right now with excellent videos. (It's so sad how they are making their kids feel).They are finally getting national attention:

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C2

http://www.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/03/06/judgment.day.caravan/index.html

I can't wait for Monday. :great::loser:

 

[Fortress]

In the Bible it says - NO MAN KNOWS the day or the hour, only God.

We all know why God had to put this specifically in the Bible because he knew the "end of the world" would be the most fav-or-ite topic of all time. Books, movies, careers, all based on this fascinating topic.

So God probably thought... it was something he should make clear that none of us could figure out. Thank goodness or I'd have quit my job and maxed out my credit cards having fun at the beach.

But really, sooner or later, just by default... someone may get it right.

The latest people on the news saying there is going to be a massive earthquake on the 21st... (day after tomorrow) said "it is in the Bible"
when NO it specifically is NOT in the Bible and the Bible says to not listen to dipsticks who say they know....

But I am a fan of the earth's crust slipping in 2012........ When all the troubles all the sadness gets to be too much .... I can think... well there is some hope this will all end in 2012...

 

[Steely Dan]

Is there a specific time this whole deal is supposed to go down?

 

[Steely Dan]

In the Bible it says - NO MAN KNOWS the day or the hour, only God.

We all know why God had to put this specifically in the Bible because he knew the "end of the world" would be the most fav-or-ite topic of all time. Books, movies, careers, all based on this fascinating topic.

So God probably thought... it was something he should make clear that none of us could figure out. Thank goodness or I'd have quit my job and maxed out my credit cards having fun at the beach.

But really, sooner or later, just by default... someone may get it right.

The latest people on the news saying there is going to be a massive earthquake on the 21st... (day after tomorrow) said "it is in the Bible"
when NO it specifically is NOT in the Bible and the Bible says to not listen to dipsticks who say they know....

But I am a fan of the earth's crust slipping in 2012........ When all the troubles all the sadness gets to be too much .... I can think... well there is some hope this will all end in 2012...

I think there might be a mirthquake from everybody laughing at them. :loser:

 

[Fortress]

Oh, and I forgot, if Scotty gets voted off American Idol tonight then it is okay for the world to end on the 21st,

otherwise,

I'd prefer it wait as he will be on again on the 24th and the 25th.

Oh I crack myself up. Anyone else rooting for Scotty.

 

[Steely Dan]

Oh, and I forgot, if Scotty gets voted off American Idol tonight then it is okay for the world to end on the 21st,

otherwise,

I'd prefer it wait as he will be on again on the 24th and the 25th.

Oh I crack myself up. Anyone else rooting for Scotty.

I don't watch survivor but I did have an interesting thought. What if there is an earthquake on the 21st and the only thing destroyed is their church? :waitasec:

 

[Fortress]

I don't watch survivor but I did have an interesting thought. What if there is an earthquake on the 21st and the only thing destroyed is their church? :waitasec:

LOL it is American Idol not Survivor...

No, if God did not strike OJ dead with lightening as I begged Him to, - surely He would not bother destroying their church. IF they have a church, it is probably the "prophets" house.

I seriously think some of these people pretend to be Christians just to make Christians look bad and get out of taxes. Besides they do not follow Christ they follow their weird prophet, right?

TIME it is suppose to happen? I did not pay attention if they mentioned it... but I think it is very RUDE for the world to end on Saturday! I mean really if the world is going to end then naturally it is only fair that it end very early Monday morning before we get out of bed to start our work week!

Now if Jesus is coming back that is one thing. Anytime is fine for that... but if this is the run of the mill catastrophic destruction of earth then - let's have some consideration and make it at the very end of the weekend and before we drag ourselves out of bed Monday.

 

[eileenhawkeye]

Wow! Almost 10,000 comments on that CNN article; I think that's the most I've ever seen.

 

[katydid23]

Saturday is my daughters 19th birthday. She is having a party here. So in fact, it just might be the end of the world if things go like her last one.

 

[Noddy]

I'm going to wait to start my house cleaning until Monday and I'm going to eat ice cream for breakfast, lunch and dinner (peanut butter and chocolate) tomorrow. There, I feel happy with my 'just in case' plan.

 

[Kimberlyd125]

Only God knows.

 

[Steely Dan]

Saturday is my daughters 19th birthday. She is having a party here. So in fact, it just might be the end of the world if things go like her last one.

:floorlaugh:

I'm going to wait to start my house cleaning until Monday and I'm going to eat ice cream for breakfast, lunch and dinner (peanut butter and chocolate) tomorrow. There, I feel happy with my 'just in case' plan.

:rocker:

You go girl!!

 

[Fortress]

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

You know... who the hey ever started this rumor?

 

[Emma Peel]

http://www2.wjbf.com/news/2011/may/19/4/wjbf-extra-some-say-world-will-end-may-21-2011-ar-1864399/

Actually, the world is ending tomorrow (Saturday).

http://www2.wjbf.com/news/2011/may/19/4/wjbf-extra-some-say-world-will-end-may-21-2011-ar-1864399/

 

[gitana1]

Is there a specific time this whole deal is supposed to go down?

http://www2.wjbf.com/news/2011/may/19/4/wjbf-extra-some-say-world-will-end-may-21-2011-ar-1864399/

Actually, the world is ending tomorrow (Saturday).

http://www2.wjbf.com/news/2011/may/19/4/wjbf-extra-some-say-world-will-end-may-21-2011-ar-1864399/

According to Camping (I have been listening to his radio broadcast each night, he's getting very maudlin now), the rapture will begin with a massive earthquake on May 21, 2011 around 6:00 p.m., which will tear through the earth, going through each time zone, but hitting each nation as each nation hits 6:00 p.m. local time on May 21st.

Mathematically, that means that the rapture begins at 11:00 p.m. PST (California time) in New Zealand, on May 20th, 2011. Because they are 19 hours ahead, 11:00 p.m. PST would be 6:00 p.m. on May 21, 2011, in New Zealand. Actually, May 21st, 2011 begins in Christmas Island which would hit 6:00 p.m. local time when it is 9:00 p.m. PST, but Camping's geography and time zone skills are not great.

In any event, by the time I wake up on Saturday morning, the rapture and subsequent earthquake will have occurred throughout much of the world already.

Now remember, the rapture will begin with a tremendous earthquake that will rip through the entire world, unearthing all the corpses in the entire world, reanimating the bodies of any of the corpses that are elect and causing the rest to litter the earth with an unholy stench.

Then we will segway into a five month period of torment (what other Christians may call "tribulation" but what seems to have no purpose for the Camping people) until the end of the universe on October 21, 2011. So really, the world will not end tomorrow, but the rapture will begin as well as the beginning of the trib period.

Hope that helps! Give me your time zone and I will be able to figure out when you can begin watching the commencement of the rapture period and also when it will come to your own town!

 

[Soulmagent]

Thanks for explaining that.

I was worried that rapture would happen as I was out . It is good to know that it will already be in progress before I leave ,which I find more calming. So whle attending my sisters graduation from VCU the zombies should be starting to uproot and be getting ready to stink up the place,Which I figure will be great as it should keep any speaches from being to long and I will be able to fight my way home though the zoombies.(they dont stand a chance on 95 though northern va.)
After arrivig home I will gather all my bottles of febreze and take that to the nearest chuch that offers blessing of the water and have my febreze blessed. That should hold off any unholy stench for awhile.

So there is my plan, I may be offering blessed febreze on Ebay. Keep your eyes out for it.

 

[katydid23]

Okay, here is the bad news. My daughters friends want to make her 19th birthday party, which is going to be in full throttle by 11pm California time, An ' END OF THE WORLD' Party. She thinks it is cool her birthday is 'the end of the world.' But ....
:nerves::shakehead::headache::help:


I just don't like the sound of that...ullhair:

 

[Steely Dan]

http://www2.wjbf.com/news/2011/may/19/4/wjbf-extra-some-say-world-will-end-may-21-2011-ar-1864399/

Actually, the world is ending tomorrow (Saturday).

http://www2.wjbf.com/news/2011/may/19/4/wjbf-extra-some-say-world-will-end-may-21-2011-ar-1864399/

We know that.

Since you won't change your first name to Noah, howabout changing it to one of these: Banana, Little-a, Freaka, Boneheada, Convictiona, Orange, Lemon, Lewda, Perverteda, and any more anyone can come up with. :innocent:

Okay, here is the bad news. My daughters friends want to make her 19th birthday party, which is going to be in full throttle by 11pm California time, An ' END OF THE WORLD' Party. She thinks it is cool her birthday is 'the end of the world.' But ....
:nerves::shakehead::headache::help:


I just don't like the sound of that...ullhair:

She's 19 so no alcohol should make it fairly calm. Well as calm as teenage girls can be at a birthday party. The only time there's real danger of it getting out of control is when the zombies who weren't invited show up with their Godawful stench.

 

[katydid23]

We know that.

She's 19 so no alcohol should make it fairly calm. Well as calm as teenage girls can be at a birthday party. The only time there's real danger of it getting out of control is when the zombies who weren't invited show up with their Godawful stench.

WEll, It is NOT only for girls. Half boys and half girls. And many of them are 20 and 21 because they are all college friends. So SOME will be playing beer pong, while others will be drinking nonahcoholic beverages. [ We will have all car keys in our possession.]

So they want to dress as zombies and watch zomby movies now too? RATS.

What happened to musical chairs and cheap pinatas?