Omg, I called DirectTV
Me: yes, I’d like to know the channel for court Tv
(Of course I got an operator that barely speaks or comprehends English)
Op: can I have your PW
Me: I don’t have one
Op: ma’am if you don’t provide PW I can’t help you
Me: I only need to know Court TV channel number please
Op: ma’am what is your favorite restaurant (me violently smh)
Me: my fave restaurant, pardon me?
Op: yes I will need to access your account
Me: if you could tell me the channel number for court TV
Op: ma’am could you please tell me your favorite restaurant
Me: I don’t have one, it changes with my mood
Op: what is the reason for your call to AT & T today
Me: not to discuss cuisine, only to learn Court TV channel
Op: tyvm for calling have a good day