:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
If it had been me, when the whole thing was over, I would have said, "Now. Let me make sure I have this right: I have the most beautiful XYZ you've ever seen, and <insert all the hospital gossip here>. Did I get that right?"
I would just want to see their priceless reaction.
I kept commenting or asking questions, and they would all freak out and say OMG she is AWAKE where is Anesthesia, and the anesthesiologist would say, Uh she asked to be awake....it was a round robin. But funny as all get out.
I did ask that the statement be put in my permanent record in the event I ever had to prove I had the most beautiful XYZ or if there was perhaps a beauty contest for it.