Everybody needs the comfort of a Teddy Bear once in a while.

[Tuffy]

Uh oh, he's escaped and is on the lam wearing a disguise.

He may be dangerous too:

 

[Mom who cares]

You guys are hilarious,thanks for the morning laugh!

 

[Steely Dan]

You guys are hilarious,thanks for the morning laugh!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTWOYuXA1eU&feature=related[/ame]

 

[Steely Dan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTWOYuXA1eU&feature=related

I must have been on Ambien when I posted that!!! I have no idea how I thought that related to this thread?!

:loser::crazy:

 

[Steely Dan]

Link

Looks like his stupid cousin got his head stuck in a jar. :loser:

Florida bear rescued after getting head stuck in jar
By Brian Walker, CNN
August 15, 2010 5:26 a.m. EDT

"Jarhead" eluded wildlife officials for 10 days before they were finally able to catch him.

(CNN) -- It may seem like a story ripped from the pages of "Winnie the Pooh," but a little black bear is alive after Florida biologists removed a plastic bottle stuck on its head for at least 10 days.

The bear, his mother and two siblings regularly raided trash bins in Weirsdale, a small community in the vast Ocala National Forest.

But the situation turned into a jam when the little one, affectionately nicknamed Jarhead, was seen in late July wandering with his head trapped in a clear plastic container, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The 6-month-old cub couldn't eat or drink normally, and was days away from death when he was freed, biologists say....

Dumbassed bear. Obviously not the criminal mastermind his cousin is. :crazy:

 

[hoppyfrog]

Ten days with your head in a jar...how exhausting! Looks like Jarhead and his siblings are off for some relaxing playtime after that escapade:

 

[Gypsy Road]

Ten days with your head in a jar...how exhausting! Looks like Jarhead and his siblings are off for some relaxing playtime after that escapade:

They're just making life a little easier by grinning and bearing it eh?

 

[Tuffy]

It's a good thing he didn't end up in the hospital:

 

[Steely Dan]

It's a good thing he didn't end up in the hospital:

They might have given him a shot in his bear behind. :crazy:

 

[Gypsy Road]

Oh, I just can't even bear thinking about a shot in the buttocks!

 

[Steely Dan]

No offense people but these bear puns are bearly passable anymore and really have no bearing on the story. In fact some are so grizzly they could be considered polarizing.

 

[Gypsy Road]

They might have given him a shot in his bear behind. :crazy:

Personally, I think they should just give him a bear aspirin and send him on his way...

 

[Steely Dan]

Personally, I think they should just give him a bear aspirin and send him on his way...

:laugh:

 

[Gypsy Road]

Personally, I think they should just give him a bear aspirin and send him on his way...

Sorry to quote my own post, but reports are coming out now that the bear is suffering from a cub foot.

(okay...sorrry....that was lame)

 

[Tuffy]

Sorry to quote my own post, but reports are coming out now that the bear is suffering from a cub foot.

(okay...sorrry....that was lame)

I can bearly handle more bear puns. I actually heard he's doing better, and is back at work now:

He may need to work on his customer service skills though!

 

[Gypsy Road]

Well...he may have a job now, but remember that teddy bear he stole? I know what he's doing with it....

 

[Steely Dan]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZeflRaUBbw&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/ame]

 

[Mom who cares]

This has become my favorite feel good thread, keep it up!!

 

[Steely Dan]

Link

Mont. Black Bear on the Loose after 21 Break-Ins
Officials Suspect One Brazen Bear Responsible for Break-Ins; One Resident Found Bear on Back Porch Eating Pizza

(CBS/ AP) A brazen black bear believed responsible for about 21 break-ins in Montana over the past few weeks has so far eluded capture.

Fish, Wildlife and Parks biologist Shawn Stewart says the Red Lodge area usually has three to five bear break-ins during a normal summer.

Red Lodge resident Marek Rosin says he woke at about 1:30 a.m. last Thursday to find a bear had pushed open the door to his back porch and was munching on a supreme pizza in his chest freezer. Rosin scared the bear off before it could do any more damage.

Stewart says most of the break-ins involve the bear climbing through a screened window or breaking through a screen door to access refrigerators or freezers.

:tsktsk:

Wasn't satisfied with just stealing the cheese pizza, had to go for the grand larceny of a Supreme Pizza!! :crazy:

 

[Tuffy]

Link



:tsktsk:

Wasn't satisfied with just stealing the cheese pizza, had to go for the grand larceny of a Supreme Pizza!! :crazy:

WARNING! The following is a recreation of the crime, and may contain graphic scenes of pizza theft: