Okay before the jury comes back let's list all the wacko explanations this dodge defendant has dreamt up.....
the mysterious hitchhike with a penchant for duct tape above all other things
the two foot shovel to bury your self with, after you kill yourself dead
all the drugs that he bought to kill himself that he drank and threw up over himself and everything else within a mile radius
the stupid phone taking his little heehee of a question about where to hide your room mate seriously
he realizes his parents will bug him about his sty of a car so he gives the car a going over that NASA's decontamination unit would be proud of...in the wee hours of the morning
he directs LE to search in the exact opposite of where CA's body is eventually found.. what a coincidence
what else, what else?