FL - Police: Woman arrested after fighting with husband who wouldn't stop farting

[los2188]

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (WPEC) - A woman is facing a charge of battery for fighting with her husband who couldn't stop passing gas.

Donald Fitzroy Meikle told police his wife, Dawn, elbowed him on the arm when he passed gas in bed. This happened early in the morning on Dec. 11. Meikle said she eventually kicked him out of bed because his flatulence wouldn't stop.

The victim said his wife let him back into bed. He passed gas again, according to the report, and she started to kick and elbow him again. Meikle said he held his wife for his own safety. During the struggle, she suffered a split lip and he suffered several scratches across his chest.

Dawn called 911.

http://katu.com/news/offbeat/woman-...ighting-with-husband-who-wouldnt-stop-farting

 

[ATasteOfHoney]

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind....

:shame:

 

[tlcya]

They "aired" their differences.

 

[tlcya]

He smelt it and found out who dealt it.

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Police said Chanele Pauley, 33, was passing gas and breathing heavily after she got pulled over for not signaling a lane change on the Will Rogers Turnpike around 8:45 p.m., according to an arrest report cited by the Tulsa World.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...ma-driver-found-hiding-meth-article-1.2475410

OT but not too far

 

[al66pine]

From OP's link dtd. Dec 22
http://katu.com/news/offbeat/woman-...ighting-with-husband-who-wouldnt-stop-farting

"Police said she also sprayed pepper spray to keep her husband out of the bathroom."