Fla. Man pleads Guilty to Smuggling Birds in his Pants

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http://myfox8.com/2012/12/09/fla-man-pleads-guilty-to-smuggling-birds-in-pants/

LOL WTF?

Maybe this guy and the woman who smuggled pot in her genitals should get together. It would be a match made in CrazyLand.

this kind of stuff really makes me mad...i love birds, and own a few parrots ... smuggling is BAD for the species... a cuban bullfinch is worth about $200, so this dude had like $3200 in his pants if he was able to sell them...the thing is, is that many wild birds that are poached and smuggled into the states are only done so for breeding purposes and then the smuggled birds are killed..they will never be domesticated...I hope the birds are ok and i hope they bit him in his bits....grrrr:furious:
 
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I'm surprised it wasn't a cockatoo.
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Is that undeclared wildlife in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

How does that work, anyway? Had he anesthesized the birds? I wouldn't think they like being stuffed in a man's pants.
 

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