Florida Man Arrested After Trying to Pay Bail With Alligator He Claimed Was His Lawyer

[layer]

When staff asked him to leave, he allegedly slammed the animal on the counter and shouted, “This gator passed the bar!” — before attempting to climb over the reception desk.

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[PayrollNerd]

I hope they Baker Act him for as long as possible. They didn’t put his name in the article.

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Witnesses told investigators the man had shown up earlier at a nearby gas station trying to trade the same alligator for a six-pack of beer.

Florida Man Arrested After Trying to Pay Bail With Alligator He Claimed Was

 

[starlightstarbright]

Wonderful. Nothing surprises me anymore!

 

[Gators North]

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[lonetraveler]

When staff asked him to leave, he allegedly slammed the animal on the counter and shouted, “This gator passed the bar!” — before attempting to climb over the reception desk.

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OooooooooooooKay.

 

[whydidshedoit]

When staff asked him to leave, he allegedly slammed the animal on the counter and shouted, “This gator passed the bar!” — before attempting to climb over the reception desk.

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Imagine thinking an alligator counts as legal tender. Should’ve just called Mr. Nice Guy Bail Bonds instead of wrestling wildlife at the counter.

 

[iamshadow21]

When staff asked him to leave, he allegedly slammed the animal on the counter and shouted, “This gator passed the bar!” — before attempting to climb over the reception desk.

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If anyone asks me the peak 'Florida Man' headline, I'm going to point to this.

 

[tlcya]

when it starts with Florida man you just know it's about to be

 

[Serononin]

Surely no Florida Man headline can top this for sheer Florida Man-ness

I hope the gator was okay