Get Even With Your Ex With 'Revenge Crabs' (Note: May be Offensive)

[Lexiintoronto]

A British company is selling pubic crabs for people who wish to get even by infecting their exes. *scratching* From their web site:

'Yes we sell pubic lice and yes we are proud of it. We sell you crabs to give to your ex-girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.. If you want a method of revenge that doesn’t involve permanent damage, risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.

Want real Revenge?Well, quality revenge is hard to come by these days but we have a method that is so insulting and disgusting that you should never wish it on anyone. Never mind actually go, and do it, and we don't encourage you to. All we do encourage you to do is give us money and we will send you a package in the mail with tiny, purple dots in it… those are crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.We have a facility in a non-descript location in the British Isles where we do our entire parasite husbandry and carefully considered selective breeding.You don't have to agree with it just know we’re doing our very best every day to help good people like yourself get back to where you deserve to be in terms of justice.'


You can choose from a few packages, such as the red package (complete with antedote in case you accidently infect yourself).

'Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs: One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them! Our most popular item and our fastest breeders. We are more likely to have these stocked than the regular strains.

Price - £34.99'

I'm off to take a benadryl and a hot shower *itching*

ETA: Forgot the link to their site. (I think they take Visa) http://www.crabrevenge.com/

 

[mysticrose]

OMGosh wth will they think of next .... Super Crabs !!!!!

This is horrible, once a roomate of mine brought those boogers home and told no one about it ! OMG I could have killed her it took weeks to get rid of them permantly...I am all itchy thinking about it .....

 

[Elphaba]

Just saw SNL Weekend Update poking fun at it... just plain bizarre!

 

[Steely Dan]

Great idea! I could have used them about 20 years ago. Just kidding. :innocent:

 

[Lexiintoronto]

Great idea! I could have used them about 20 years ago. Just kidding. :innocent:

*scratching* I'd imagine they'd be a hit in university dorms because you could infect the person and you know that you'd hear about it.

(seriously - it feels like I have bugs in my scalp after reading this).

I can think of a couple of exes that I would like to infect. But knowing me I'd end up as the host. *itch*

 

[Steely Dan]

*scratching* I'd imagine they'd be a hit in university dorms because you could infect the person and you know that you'd hear about it.

(seriously - it feels like I have bugs in my scalp after reading this).

I can think of a couple of exes that I would like to infect. But knowing me I'd end up as the host. *itch*

Scalp, riiigghhhttt.

 

[Lexiintoronto]

OMGosh wth will they think of next .... Super Crabs !!!!!

This is horrible, once a roomate of mine brought those boogers home and told no one about it ! OMG I could have killed her it took weeks to get rid of them permantly...I am all itchy thinking about it .....

*moving my chair away from mysticrose* How did your roomate bring up the topic? I'm a lab tech and some of the male doctors bring me in for pelvic exams, and about one quarter of the women are there to have something down there identified. When I was interning, once the doctor said 'oh, those are crabs' and in my head I was like *WHAT?!* and I was itchy for a week.

I read the website and they said that you receive a package full of tiny purple dots and then I remembered that I have a couple of tiny purple dots on my arm. But they haven't moved.

 

[Soulmagent]

I was so hoping this was a joke... um... if people want to give crabs to other people they shoulld have to do it the old fashion way..

I really am grossed out by this and super craps? ugh..seriously.

 

[Steely Dan]

*moving my chair away from mysticrose* How did your roomate bring up the topic? I'm a lab tech and some of the male doctors bring me in for pelvic exams, and about one quarter of the women are there to have something down there identified. When I was interning, once the doctor said 'oh, those are crabs' and in my head I was like *WHAT?!* and I was itchy for a week.

I read the website and they said that you receive a package full of tiny purple dots and then I remembered that I have a couple of tiny purple dots on my arm. But they haven't moved.

WTF?! Does your boyfriend know that? :croc:

 

[mysticrose]

*moving my chair away from mysticrose* How did your roomate bring up the topic? I'm a lab tech and some of the male doctors bring me in for pelvic exams, and about one quarter of the women are there to have something down there identified. When I was interning, once the doctor said 'oh, those are crabs' and in my head I was like *WHAT?!* and I was itchy for a week.

I read the website and they said that you receive a package full of tiny purple dots and then I remembered that I have a couple of tiny purple dots on my arm. But they haven't moved.

She didn't that was the problem, I found out om my own because we shared a bathroom...well the whole house ! and she did not try to even remedy the problem and well I started itching ...lol

I was SOOOO Mad, I had never even really heard of the dam things until then, I was 17 at the time...you just want to crawl under a rock and die I was so embarassed :blushing: not to mention the boyfriend at the time wondering if you had been sleeping around or something :crazy: