He breaks into apartment, mistaking porn screams for actual rape

  • #41
Ang50 said:
The porn guy was watching Casa de Culo - which was in Spanish - and as he stated "I don't understand a word of it, I just bought it for the hot chicks."

If true, it sounds like fairly run-of-the-mill stuff... however, there's lots of screaming, etc. that goes on in run-of-the-mill.

I think there's a difference between busting down the door, sword in hand... and knocking on the door asking what's wrong and if police should be called - trying to get a read on the situation.
Interesting. There's definitely something odd going on with the swordsman and the cops were obviously able to pick up on it.

Hopefully, he has learned his lesson and the good people of Waukesha can go back to watching their porn in peace!! ;)
 
  • #42
Ang50 said:
The porn guy was watching Casa de Culo - which was in Spanish - and as he stated "I don't understand a word of it, I just bought it for the hot chicks."

If true, it sounds like fairly run-of-the-mill stuff... however, there's lots of screaming, etc. that goes on in run-of-the-mill.

I think there's a difference between busting down the door, sword in hand... and knocking on the door asking what's wrong and if police should be called - trying to get a read on the situation.
Casa de Culo--House/Home of ???.
 
  • #43
Buzzm1 said:
Casa de Culo--House/Home of ???.
Culo is slang for bottom/ass. It all makes sense now!
 
  • #44
Paladin said:
Hehe, I chuckled at this. I'm guessing there was no "bow-chicka-wow" porn music going on during this scene so I guess it could have sounded pretty realistic. I hope that the guy watching the porn wasn't buck naked when the guy busted in...that's just...ugh.

And as someone pointed out before, there's a flavor of porn for everyone's tastes...seriously.

Foot fetish, cigarette smoking, clown porn (yes, it exists), s and m, leather, midgets, etc etc etc.
Yes. I unwittingly said "Sure, I'll take your old porn collection" to a friend of mine who got married. I saw about five minutes of one of the vidoes and decided it wasn't for me. Some specialities are just too bizarre.
 
  • #45
Paladin said:
Hehe, I chuckled at this. I'm guessing there was no "bow-chicka-wow" porn music going on during this scene so I guess it could have sounded pretty realistic. I hope that the guy watching the porn wasn't buck naked when the guy busted in...that's just...ugh.

And as someone pointed out before, there's a flavor of porn for everyone's tastes...seriously.

Foot fetish, cigarette smoking, clown porn (yes, it exists), s and m, leather, midgets, etc etc etc.
CLOWN PORN???

Now I believe I have heard everything.
 
  • #46
mrsjonnob said:
CLOWN PORN???

Now I believe I have heard everything.

I think they mean Tom Cruise movies.
 
  • #47
Buzzm1 said:
angarella, I am glad that comment brought at least a smile to someone's face. I almost spit my coffee on my keyboard when I wrote it.


Cracked me up Buzz.... :D
 
  • #48
You heard it from me first, folks (for once I have the scoop!!)

The unemployed 39-year-old who lives with his mother in a small Oconomowoc apartment was sought as a would-be hero by national news and entertainment operations such as Fox News, CNN and the Howard Stern radio show.

But the man who found fame as well as legal trouble for the incident isn't making his first appearance in criminal court on unusual charges.

It's his fourth trip through the Waukesha County Courthouse in eight years.

Court records indicate that he's a familiar figure to Oconomowoc police.

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=572657
 
  • #49
Ok-maybe I'm just way to boring but if I heard what I thought was a crime being committed and I didn't have a phone I'd knock on the neighbors door and ask if I could use theirs...of course I'd leave my sword at home as not to startle them.

Becca
 
  • #50
Another rule to folow:

Never unsheath your sword unless you plan on using it.
 

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