Patsy could not develop the speed and the torque to crack bone and to detach a large chunk of it and jam it through into her brain. Especially on the first attempt. She did not pick up a large flashlight and smash it into her skull, either.
I would like to see those who claim she did one or the other to replicate it.
This "accidentally killed her" (but discovered only later she wasn't dead, not due to any fault of her own), and killed her by strangulation to cover up the dead, but not really-but, sure as hell looked like it at the time, does not stretch one's imagination a bit. In reality, it's fairly common; it happens every other Thursday night. And it is not just the mentally ill, who go undiagnosed three times a day and two to five times on Saturdays, Sundays are anybody's' guess, but are nevertheless mentally ill (because we know alot of times people closest to the insane ignore their symptoms, like the Narcissistic Personality Disorder symptoms, BPD and hormonal exhaustion symptoms, married to a bad seed symptomology, obvious to our expert panel of Monday morning quarterbacks, not licensed to drive tractors, who never said anybody had a mental illness in the first place, anyway-even though between just the two of us, they are definitely whackos-) if you don't mind! Yes sir ree Bob, no stretching here.
It is all perfectly logical. Now, don't be naive. We know that there is a separate but equally mentally ill group, (And we know about them. They have been diagnosed, big time) who contend that this wonderful, asymptomatic, loving, dedicated, upper-middle class mother, with no history or any hint of throwing her kids into sinks or toilets, smashing them and others in the head with deadly weapons, drug or alcohol abuse, church attending, hardworking (We prefer Highly Dysfunctional Perfectionist/Obsessive/Compulsive/Violent Outburst Addicted/Almost Always Pissed Off About Some Damn Thing/Vicariously Enchanted/DramaQueenDramatist/Make-up Indulged Mother, who, we emphasize was a loving mother and have loads of compassion for because truly she was without a doubt a loving and caring parent) woman was not responsible for killing her daughter. Imagine! Yes indeedie, there are such loonie tunes out there.
If you see this MIBNRBIRWKSW,BKIQ (for the uneducated, this is an acronym for the latest diagnosis to hit psychiatry in weeks, thanks to us! BTW!) Mentally Ill But Not Really But In Reality We Know She Was, But Keep It Quiet) demonstrating an emotional response to the death of her daughter, remember it is purely a front. On the other hand, don't forget, she was a sweetie-pie, and we loved her. If she seems cold and detached, that too is a show. If you inspect her answers when she's asked about toilet paper usage on M,W,F don't believe a word she says. She only purchased TP on the weekends, so there is no way they used it during the week. But, we feel her pain and really love and admire her. After all, she was married to that big beast and who knows how any of us would be able to tolerate him for more than six hours! Please! Did you hear the latest? He was diagnosed with MPB and the piece he wears in the pictures you see cost over 9 million dollars, I heard.
Yo, hold on a minute. Its my youngest brat screaming for more Captain Crunch. Oh damn. Later